Matthew Clements

Next week, it's a Versailles-themed party.

BREAKING: 20 Jeffrey Epstein victims are urging Mike Johnson to immediately swear-in Adelita Grijalva.

STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!

Rep. Adam Smith: "This country has not agreed to have the death penalty for drug smuggling. If we want to have that policy conversation, we can have that policy conversation, but the president has unilaterally decided that lethal force is going to be applied. It's an enormous expansion of power."

I know of another guy who needs to be stripped of his title and kicked out of his palace…

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

This sounds like what the former rulers of North America thought prior to the Declaration of Independence. FAFO

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

Never in the history of the US has any president openly and repeatedly called for the investigation, arrest & prosecution of his political opponents. While many continue to shrug these things off and normalize them, I will never stop pointing out that this is what autocrats do.

Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.

"I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'"

George Carlin

BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna is introducing legislation to ban the president, his family, members of Congress, and all elected officials from trading crypto or stocks.

Eric is a Missouri congressman.

He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.

Between the tariffs, the immigration crackdown, and cuts to SNAP, Trump is creating a mass crisis in U.S. farming. And a lot of this stuff can't be walked back. Chinese markets for Argentine soybeans won't just switch back when Trump TACOs again. Bankrupt farmers can't just bounce back next year.

She is the 218th signature to sink Dementia Donnie’s already foundering ship. And he will lose the gavel for all this mess. He is trying to out run the inevitable and it will have to end sooner rather than later.

Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva. She was elected more than a month ago.

A kid in a Halloween costume sitting at a table with Halloween candy and fruit. He has a candy cigarette dangling from his mouth. The text reads, "Nothing like taking a drag from your candy cigarette after a long, hard night of trick-or-treating." Don't smoke, kids. It's bad for you.

Trick-or-treating the Gen X way.

Even if you are leader of the free world, you don’t just get an MRI without a clear reason to do so.

There’s no such thing as a “screening” MRI.

Oh I concur completely, went out to watch the Autumn showcase for the Chapel Hill School of Rock on Sunday. Seeing kids tear it up was the highlight of my week!

It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]

New NYC mayoral poll from Suffolk University, conducted Oct. 23-26, 4.4% margin of error: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff...

Zohran Mamdani - 44%

Andrew Cuomo - 34%

Curtis Sliwa - 11%

💡thin BLUE line (ICE trying to get us to cross in Portland. If WE don't, they pull WOMEN over, attack them)🇺🇸🤬

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 84th day out of the last 96.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

AOC: There was a day before his presidency, and there will be a day after — and it belongs to us.

He's finally right about something.

Apparently, Speaker Mike Johnson needs to be sued in order to do his job.

By not swearing in Rep. Grijalva, he's silencing over 800,000 Arizonans.

This is clear disregard for the democratic process.