moira, dogdyke

They were.. pretty good. 7/10

Hell yeah

gonna smoke then chef this up

Craving hotdog.. but with cream cheese and raspberry jam covered in caramelized onion and thinly sliced pickled jalapeño

On it 🫡

having a sleeping mat is nice you can drag it out into the living room and nap on the floor right in front of the ac

disheveled dog

It’s actually really sad that I don’t have a puppy tail or ears to wear around the house

My mornings are awesome. I get to wake up early, get ready for the day with my beautiful wife while the kiddo is still sleeping, drink coffee, smoke a cigarette, and listen to the birds with the morning sun poking out of the trees. Hell yeah.

magic girl transformation sequence, but it’s just me shaving and brushing my hair

I have chosen cigarette

this dog just did the dishes i think i deserve a little treat

happy.. forgive me

:)

Soup is stored in the balls

inshallah bluesky will add a drafts feature 🙏

Nice! Feels good having that scraped off my face

much better ive put this off for two weeks

goodbye to my fruity lil scruff

Whenever I’m hungry I take a sip of the pickle juice this diet is going very well

Tell me that don’t look good

If I were granted the curse of immortality I would first drink a green fabuloso because they look very tasty

someone burnt their food and broke the fire system so now we gotta do fire watch :(

Yucky

One thing I missed about grindr was traveling and opening the app in town to see what flavor of gays there are

Just removed all the drywall in a mold infested room who want me

I feel like that would look cool

Crest whitening strips, but they make your teeth black instead

So cute!! What’s their name?

It has it all. It’s vinegary, it’s salty, it’s garlicy, it’s spicy. I wanna add it in a mixed drink with tequila, I feel like that would be really good too