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finally some good fucking posts

i am NOT a woman, i am an agp closeted theyfab butch lesbian female crossdresser MILF with a forcefem kink. learn the difference!!!

if italians are white then why is the spaghetti in the "international" isle at my grocery store huh

be sure to wear a mask there might be immunocompromised people at the filthy sex-on-the-floor fuckfest

this post inspired by a deeply unserious post on lex boston where someone inquired what the covid-conscious policies were for a gangbang

cancelled for not following ableism-informed post-covid masking policies while at the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event

this is my biggest hubris fr

i would easily be happy with more money im built different

i love being just a community member dawg

went to the deli today for a sandwich and all these people were like "oh i was asking about you the other day we were wondering where you went"

makes me want to kill myself less when shit gets bad to be like 'oh that would make the deli sandwich lady sad'

jace would like chester Bennington linkin park and be very misogynistic about their new work

ye

denied

very excited for you to finally enter your stax era

if you're put off by the whiplash between my last posts and this one get over it

i was horny then i wasnt and now immback to being a crochety leftist

remember when the high and mighty centrists told kamala to run her campaign centering 'joy' and it resonated with fucking no one?

'intellectual sophistication' is when you're in touch with reality apparently

i had to read this 6 times to understand it

"its like if clothing was bondage"

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you've lost exclusive content rights !!

protesting bsky banning dril by making all my posts available on twitter 5 minutes after i post them here

i think im on two of these lol

need a hot dyke to help me become more flexible bc this is not sustainable i should be able to reach the small of my back at 29 lmao

i got free finally

cost me 20 minutes of desperate whimpering struggle and getting so wet i soaked through my panties but hey that's showbiz

thanks its based on a true and current story

getting insanely horny as i struggle to take off the dress im wearing

it has a zipper that goes up so high on my neck i struggle to take it off myself

its like if clothing was bondage

im nonbinary like how Queen Marika is nonbinary

{i look and act like a woman but if i gamer rage hard enough i turn into an angry twink}

i love my cringe goth gf even if i wish i could glue her mouth shut

Me, playing bg3 for the 6th time Pres. Donald J Trump
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Publicly humiliated by Shart

PUBLIC DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE!!

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AGAIN PUBLIC DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE

#RESIST #ALTUSPOSTALSERVICE

slitting my wrists with Occam's useless fucking Razor because it doesnt seem to work anyway

like which seems more plausible huh?

bush, 2000: "my uhhh... numbers are down. people dont like me. uhh... uhh how about a war, rally round the flag and all that"

epstein, 2007: 'hel lo my freind mr activision ceo . i agree that sexxy children should do gambling on call of duty. xx jeff <3'

okay, but if "billionaire pedophiles conspired to fill video games with microtransactions to indoctrinate children into capitalism" is real, how am i supposed to make fun of people for thinking 9/11 was in inside job

because one of these makes way more sense than the other my guy