Squid Autumn 𐔌՞꜆.   ̫.꜀՞𐦯

Autism costs families thousands

"man I hated eating mud but I learned recently that poop tastes worse"

Holy shit wait am i going to have to stop playing league post op?

God gave me this massive hog and i only use it to offset the fact that i play league of legends

@realsquiddays.bsky.social wants to be an alcoholic so bad she's changing the definition

sometimes I just gotta voice my truth

She shmirn me off till I'm iced

powerful tism

do you ever think doctors get bored of delivering babies? like "oh another crying baby huh? wah wah wah you're experiencing everything for the first time? welcome to my life"

Been really into clit lately (classic literature)

thanks for that <3

ohhhh yeahhh!!!! you were cooking

LOL thank you

Gonna be a lot more offline. If you wanna keep in touch, Realsquiddays is my discord handle too. love u all

its expensive tho im gonna lose all my internet clout

I think im finally becoming a real person

I gotta stop having nightmares about haunted airbnbs

It’s not worth replying to people who nitpick everything we do, because in their eyes, they’re trying to help, but when you have 2-5 people nitpicking like…everything you do daily? It’s unpleasant. I have a medium number of people paying attention to me. Any more than this must be unbearable.

"the goal back then was a good high five and now your goal is a fat rack" @kadoge.bsky.social

The phrase “preferred pronouns“ was a psyop by big cissexual to coerce you into framing your identity as a polite lie people tell about you

I wanna be toxuhed i wanna be touched i want to uhhhhch

Dighfhd I gb drunknandndnhigh

Flowers with a sign that reads "Mum 6 inch"

Almost went bankrupt

I get pirates because I, too, treasure chest

wait I think I asked u this b4 nvm

where u get that tank!?

TRUE

An autism awareness themed police car

An autism awareness themed police car but closer

Yo the rfk taskforce is already out n about