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That’s surely going to lead to a yeast infection.

What’s going up today?

Well I followed both! You can’t tell me what to do!

Fuck yes! Sobriety is secretly great, turns out we just built a lot of society around drinking for so long people forgot.

These toys were made for 8 year-old me.

Those are amazing!

I see you on there twice and don’t know which one is real

Hell yeah. A/S/L?

Well, well, well...if it isn't the endlessly dismissed Left being proven 100% correct about someone for the one billionth time.

I will never vote for this man. I'm just going to say that right now

For some reason this reminded me of how after Inglorious Basterds came out, my brother in law claimed the ending destroyed the idea of jewish innocence.

I once had to do media training as a mall cop (my first job, nearly 25 years ago) and the training exactly consisted of “direct them to your supervisor who will direct them to an authorized company representative”. This was very easy to remember, for everyone.

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I was on it before I got on bsky in like 2022 or 23, towards the end of the invite only era here. I remember servers were really easy to switch. What’s your handle there?

It wouldn’t be the worst thing to have a mastodon server for people to congregate to as more good posters get banned.

A typewritten note that reads: Link is, literally, the reason we sell our art. He talked us into it and insisted on showing us financial support. In 25 years of being active online, we've never encountered a better voice.

fix it.

Whenever people describe themselves as centrist, they really mean "I'm right wing but please dont ostracise me for my horrible choices and beleifs"

The OP image, but Katie Tightpussy’s pfp is crudely pasted over the masked guy.

A circular graphic with a red outer ring repeatedly reading “FUCK IT” in white text. Inside, the center has black text stating “THERE ARE NO RULES ANYMORE,” with a small flame emoji above the text and a cheeseburger emoji below. The overall style is bold, playful, and rebellious.

The DNC is gonna give her a billion dollars just so she can lose by 30 points to a flat-earth mommy blogger who has five kids with measles and a history of kitten torture

It’s true. I hear it, at night when it’s quiet and the cars stop going by. The screaming as he realized he couldn’t go forward, he couldn’t go backward. “Something’s a-fucking in-a here!” he shrieked. “It’s-a biting my feet oh god I don’t want-a to die!”. I lost a brother that day. I lost my mind.

Narrator: T-REX SHARES HIS MOST UNPOPULAR OPINION: T-Rex: I think the cave paintings are pretty crappy! T-Rex: I'm sorry, but it's true! T-Rex: Their use of perspective is nonexistent, and sense of place is sketchy AT BEST!!

Dromiceiomimus: Of COURSE they don't have good perspective: that hadn't been invented yet! They're CAVE PAINTINGS, T-Rex! T-Rex: I just think they could've tried harder to make good art, you know? Dromiceiomimus: THEY WERE LITERAL CAVE PEOPLE WHO HADN'T YET INVENTED PAINT! They were trying harder than any previous cave people in history!!

T-Rex: I hear you, and I respect you, but you have to admit: they're HELLA amateurish. Utahraptor: What?! Utahraptor: Of course CAVE PAINTINGS are amateurish! They're done by people who haven't even invented HAVING JOBS yet, much less the job of PROFESSIONAL ARTIST! The WHOLE WORLD was amateurs!! T-Rex: I'm just saying - they could be better. I could do WAY better, no problem.

Off panel: You have the benefit of literally THOUSANDS OF YEARS of EDUCATION and KNOWLEDGE and TECHNOLOGY!! T-Rex: YES! And you know what those thousands of years of education, knowledge, and technology tell me?? T-Rex: These guys SUCKED

the best unpopular opinions make everyone mad but nobody hurt: a truly victimless crime

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Ok this bot is getting scary.

A figure of Conan the Barbarian styled after the Frank Frazeta artwork. Conan is staring straight at the camera. He is wearing a loincloth thing with a belt that supports a small gold dagger, and a sword sheath that hangs from a chain off the back. He has one hand resting on the pommel of his curved sword, the other making a fist. At his feet is a Deadpool figure, lying in repose with one hand under his chin and the other resting on a huge machine gun near his groin.

The same picture with the same poses, except Conan is now glaring at Deadpool.

i think it is fair to request a statement from @jay.bsky.team on TRANS PEOPLE and where we fit in on @bsky.app.

i think as a transgender journalist, it's acceptable and makes sense for me to ask this

and so, the question, am i not a person as a trans girl and do i not deserve to feel safe here?

Okay so like, how does banning Link, when he's on Blacksky, not just undermine everything she was selling Bluesky as being, to the investors?

I'm not misunderstanding, right? The whole "if you don't like it here, leave" thing was just upended as a falsehood, as it runs on Bluesky servers? Like wut?

When we both demand princess treatment so nobody makes eye contact with the waitstaff or touches a menu.

Screenshot showing Maria Bamford liked the above post.

Oh my god.