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The internet was so quick to Identify Brady as the “close the northern borders” voice so ya’ll help us figure out who said “absolutely” and “two for two” before realizing the invite wasn’t genuine? both voices seem pretty distinct.. someone has to have heard them enough to know!

The U.S. women's hockey team, Olympic gold medalists, are gold medalists in absolute integrity, too.🥇👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Kendamil infant formula recalled over toxin that causes vomiting Infant formula that was sold at Costco Warehouse locations across Canada is being recalled due to a toxin that can cause vomiting and diarrhea.

‘Do not consume’: Infant formula recalled across Canada over toxin risk

Feel free to leave Georgie in Florida for a bit, k.

My happy boy. My conflicted heart. 🇨🇦

I also love that the “HES LEAVING! he hates working in Canada” discourse that has been debunked repeatedly has resumed almost immediately.

Forever is a mighty long time. Believe it!

I love how there is a notable lack of jokes about Auston’s hairline today tho 🙃🤣🤫

Yikes. Someone tell these fools what the US media said about their Captain being Captain before today … 🤫🤫🤫🤫

Sidney Crosby had to watch this

Marie-Philip Poulin had to watch this

Auston Matthews - obviously a terrible Olympic captain ;)

This is Wayne Gretzky's fault

And now he can return to being dog shit in Winnipeg. Good for him.

You bastards, you made Tom Wilson cry!

I do love that it’s Johnny Jrs birthday today tho. 🕊️

🤮🤮🤮🤮 Thanks Captain, I hate it.

Because of course we’re going to OT.

All Hail Cale mutha fuckers!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

MAGA Gretzky also getting booed

A disappointing power play ends with Marner icing the puck. There he is.

Charlie McAvoy is a dumbass. Core.

Fire Marc Savard

Matthew Trumpchuck just making grunting noises to cover for the fact that he can't read.

they had to have pictures for tkachuk to read the opening lineup

Matthew’s line up card had pictures on it cuz we all know that MF can’t read

That was the Finn official tho, right 😒😒😒

Tkachuk - Eichel - Tkachuk aka

Beavis - Butthead - Cornholio

Good morning from Scotiabank Arena in Toronto to everyone except those associated with Team USA, especially that moustached weirdo they have as a Captain. #Olympics 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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SCOP is real and it works. Just be kind to the people who have to deal with it.

There’s going to be a gold medal watch party at SBA on Sunday at 8am … regular TTC isn’t even running at that hour 🙃