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I tried writing screenplays and I’m a big fan of those who do. What I actually do well is write software.

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It used to be that, when judges in that neck of the woods made rulings like that, you could be pretty sure what kind of outfit you would find in their closets.

10.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Age verification?

I watched Sesame Street episode 1. On the day it first aired.

10.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll respond the way I learned in kindergarten, because it’s still the right way to behave as an adult: I’ll be your friend.

10.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus's name appears fewer times in the New Testament than Donald Trump's name appears in the Epstein files.

And most people think the New Testament is ALL about Jesus.

10.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 1387    🔁 332    💬 30    📌 9

Everyone who’s read Heinlein knows you don’t live ON the moon, you live IN the moon!

10.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long before David Letterman’s top ten lists, Moses came down from Mount Sinai with the original. Hear it in the original Hebrew tomorrow morning at a synagogue near you. #ShabbatShalom #WhyIDontHaveACareerInAdvertising

07.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In retrospect “what if several people decide to be evil at one time and not care about your little rule book” is something that would have come up had there been even one woman allowed into those fun little constitutional meetings.

04.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 65    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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a game show with a blue screen that says survey says Alt: Family Feud game board shows the survey of 100 Americans didn’t come up with a single one who agreed with the player.

Well, Chuck, you’re refuting the common wisdom that Democrats always follow the polls. Because, survey says, 79% of Democrats want ICE abolished, not reformed, and only 39% of Democrats say you’re doing a good job.

04.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Writer: Harrison Query” I guess that’s what they mean by “open to queries.”

04.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If only Adobe owned a few Hollywood franchises.

03.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Look at how they conduct their businesses. For example, Bill Gates, mentioned in the Epstein files, famously said he wanted to suck all the oxygen from his competitors. It’s not about only getting what they want. It’s about taking all control from others. That’s why they also do this.

03.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone else notice that Tom Steyer is always sitting in his campaign ads? It’s very unusual for politicians to be presented that way. Does he have mobility issues?

03.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was so long ago I don’t remember. But it was probably something like:
1. Fire 101
2. Wheel 200
3. Cave Painting 205
4. Advanced Fire 315
5. Wooly Mammoth Hunting 420

02.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has Yaya ever done anything that wasn’t worth loving?

02.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of us late boomers, too.

01.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s almost time for #ShabbatShirah so I’ve gotta split! #IYKYK #JewSky #ShabbatShalom

31.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis - First Ave 260130
YouTube video by Nate Reiter Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis - First Ave 260130

Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...

30.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 2204    🔁 601    💬 40    📌 48

That advice describes my screenwriting journey.

29.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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History doesn’t repeat itself but it rhymes. Greg Bovino in Minneapolis was like Napoleon in Russia.

29.01.2026 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bruce Springsteen Releases ICE Protest Song 'Streets of Minneapolis,' Slamming 'King Trump's Private Army' and 'State Terror' — Variety Bruce Springsteen released a freshly written song,

Full lyrics at the end of this @variety.com article:

28.01.2026 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

The Boss isn’t pulling any punches. Let’s make this go to number one!

28.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aaah, it wasn’t Food Network, it was the Magnolia Network, and they were Andrew and Zoe! What do I know? My wife is watching something and she shouts at me as I’m walking by that I should sit down because I’ll like this.

26.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who are those Minneapolis-based Food Network stars of Jewish extraction? I remember seeing a holiday special they did with some old family Hanukkah recipes.

25.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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From @theatlantic.com: Yes, it’s fascism

25.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"some say the Eagles won the last Super Bowl while others push back"

25.01.2026 15:30 — 👍 353    🔁 71    💬 3    📌 1
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Dan Harmon on fascism:

25.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 202    🔁 77    💬 3    📌 11

The president has unreviewable authority to declare an insurrection and invoke the Insurrection Act and send troops to polling places in blue areas of swing states to “enforce voting laws” and “prevent fraud.” Doesn’t require brains, just the will to bring out the big guns.

25.01.2026 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of a cross stitch in a gold frame. The text at the center of the frame says nobody thought the revolution would start in Minneapolis except Prince. There is a patterned border around the edge of these words. Abolish fucking ICE

A photo of a cross stitch in a gold frame. The text at the center of the frame says nobody thought the revolution would start in Minneapolis except Prince. There is a patterned border around the edge of these words. Abolish fucking ICE

on IG, @subversivecrossstitch. Free pattern available. #abolishice

25.01.2026 00:56 — 👍 284    🔁 44    💬 2    📌 2

#ShabbatShalom I need a break from all this.

24.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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