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As long as it doesn’t spell “REDRUM,” you should be fine.

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The nonbinary and genderfluid term for a Sug•r D•ddy is a Glucose Guardian. This is amazing.

No…

Seriously. They slip in innocuous charges because they know most people don’t ask for an itemized statement. One example I saw was fees for the toilet paper they used during a two week observation period.

If you needed to hear this, just know you’re not alone. I’ve had intrusive thoughts for over twenty years and they’ve always been fleeting and never amounted to anything. If you feel disturbed by them, it’s important to talk to a therapist about it. It always takes some weight off my shoulders.

The transition of the original post is awkwardly poetic.

My Pinterest feed is better than any tracking app. One week each month, it’s all food.

Elbows up.

#Quote #JohnPhilpotCurran

In honor of the first week of Spooky Season, here’s a page from my horror screenplay about witchcraft.

Please remember that this is an iPhone screenshot, so the text appears more condensed than it is.

Whoever vetoed a matching interactive planchette deserves a medal. I’m not an expert but I write horror, and White people have done enough damage in horror movies because they can’t resist their Caucasian curiosity. Imagine if a drunken bevy of sorority pledges stumbled across this…

Republicans are a textbook example of what a terrorist organization is.

YouTube video by ASMR Historian The Horror of Danvers State Hospital | American Asylums | Human Voiced, No Ads

This ad-free YouTube channel is dangerously addictive.

This particular asylum inspired both H.P. Lovecraft and the “Batman” franchise.

#AmericanHistory #MentalHealth #DanversAsylum #ArkhamAsylum #HPLovecraft #LenWein #DaveMcKean #Batman #AmadeusArkham #JudgeHathorne

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Age is just a number. I don’t feel any different from when I was 30. My only advice is to start a daily routine of exercise and healthier foods when you don’t think you need one so you’re ready for when you need it as you grow older. And start packing Ibuprofen and Bayer Aspirin just in case.

Okay, I admit that this individual AI narration dumpster fire is hilarious.

All Eyes on my Period? Period tracking apps and the future of privacy in a post-Roe world Period tracking apps and the rollback of reproductive rightsThe aftermath of the overturning of Roe v.

To everyone trapped in American states that govern body autonomy, they’re legally entitled to access the data of menstrual cycle tracking apps.

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I found two lollipops in my closet while digging out my autumn bedding, and I’m in nostalgic heaven. I don’t know how edible they are but I guess I’ll find out soon enough.

#Tootsie #CaramelApplePops #Halloween #HalloweenCandy #Samhain #Pagan #Gaelic #PaganFestival #GaelicFestival

@jimmykimmel.com, The Star Spangled Ding Dong’s skin is so thin that he’s a walking condom ad with more deliberate holes than his version of the American Constitution.

#WritingCommunity

Maybe they’re pointing out the flying illegal alien who isn’t a bird or a plane. 😉

Title: “Anger Management”
Genre: Body Horror
Medium: Short Screenplay

Logline:

When another doctor gaslights a young woman’s suspicions of having Endometriosis, she inexplicably discovers that she can telepathically project her pain into men.

Title: “Less Dead”
Genre: Horror
Medium: Feature Screenplay

When Lane, a true crime and horror movie enthusiast, shares a conspiracy theory on their podcast, a romantic getaway spirals into chaos as the very people Lane chronicles set out to raise their body count.

“My Body, My Choice”
Genre: Science Fiction
Medium: Feature Screenplay

Logline:

After a pro-life politician is impregnated with botanical aliens, he has no choice but to carry the carnivorous creatures to term when #RoeVsWade is overturned.

“All the Creatures Were Stirring”
Genre: Horror
Medium: Feature Screenplay

Logline:

As a couple prepares for Christmas Eve during the first year of a zombie pandemic, an injured man and his young son arrive on their doorstep.

“The Briar Patch”
Genre: Horror/Noir Homage
Medium: Feature Screenplay

Logline:

A fun night out at a pop-up haunted attraction turns sinister when a group of friends realize that they need more than a VIP wristband to leave.

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Down the rabbit hole I go…

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New bucket list goal added.

If you know what the “Good Samaritan” law is, LIKE this post.