Sam

ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]

THERAPIST: is that all of them

ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything

THERAPIST: amy

ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]

What is it about watching a 4-year-old tell a 78-year-old with the maturity of a 2-year-old to "shut up and go away" that is SO deeply satisfying?

Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘

Elon is accusing people of committing crimes while he’s actually committing crimes.

the world is in such a great place that i can no longer tell if the screamimg guy on the corner is in need of help or just really aware of everything

The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good.

Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.

Hi, I’m God.

People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’

They’re the heretics.

Regards,

God

Remember its always okay to punch a nazi

Congratulations to everyone who made the Bram Stoker Award preliminary ballot! 2024 was an incredible year for horror, and it's so cool seeing these wonderful names and titles on there together! 🤩

The thing I hate most about singing along to the radio is when the artist gets the lyrics wrong.

Greenland is not for sale.
And in other words….👇

Last month, Sen. Deb Fischer's (R-NE) husband refused to shake the Vice President's hand.

Yesterday, he tried to shake Doug Emhoff's hand. The Second Gentleman replied: "Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?”

REPOST if you love Doug Emhoff!

In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.

Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.

#Resist

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