Blair Loudly

hahah because all the world is a stage amirite

stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time

sun up or sun down ur ice cream will likely be stolen

no i eat I cream to create a cool side of the bed youre such a warm sleeper trickinosis that even halfway round the world you annoy me

tricky.

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wait greg wasnt at fault this time so im on @los-los.bsky.social’s side

slander and lies; just as an immediate response. but also im on gregs side.

you teaching me one plus one directly in my mouth is my raison d'être

i dont kiss and tell i tell while kissing ill say the whole alphabet right in your mouth

🎶 killing me softly with hot sauce 🎶

do gendered languages have gender reveal parties for new words

[life] hahaha gottem

i will not be made a fool of

[life] lol hold my beer

uh oh good thing theres a pile of garbage to hide in 😸 no one will see yoooou

punky brewster never swore shes an angel

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oh ima get those socks 😎

if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words

hehehe best bass riff is what i call my butt 😸

tricky.

too much energy? thats a black hole
too much mass? uh huh black hole
my attitude? super massive black hole

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my mom just wants me to be happy and fulfilled for xmas hahah best of fucking luck my dude

im not doing any black friday shopping this year not as a protest but because im broke

also i think i get assigned a mermaid or sumthing?

to the untrained eye it appears i am floundering through life to the trained eye too

Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.

[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now