hahah because all the world is a stage amirite
09.12.2025 21:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@blairloudly.bsky.social
my cats run this account π¨π¦π³οΈβπ my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
hahah because all the world is a stage amirite
09.12.2025 21:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
09.12.2025 19:34 β π 92 π 42 π¬ 1 π 1sun up or sun down ur ice cream will likely be stolen
09.12.2025 11:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no i eat I cream to create a cool side of the bed youre such a warm sleeper trickinosis that even halfway round the world you annoy me
09.12.2025 06:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0tricky.
09.12.2025 05:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π₯°π€πΈ
09.12.2025 04:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wait greg wasnt at fault this time so im on @los-los.bsky.socialβs side
09.12.2025 01:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0slander and lies; just as an immediate response. but also im on gregs side.
09.12.2025 01:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you teaching me one plus one directly in my mouth is my raison d'Γͺtre
08.12.2025 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i dont kiss and tell i tell while kissing ill say the whole alphabet right in your mouth
08.12.2025 22:25 β π 54 π 30 π¬ 3 π 1πΆ killing me softly with hot sauce πΆ
07.12.2025 17:26 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0do gendered languages have gender reveal parties for new words
06.12.2025 05:11 β π 33 π 10 π¬ 5 π 0[life] hahaha gottem
04.12.2025 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
uh oh good thing theres a pile of garbage to hide in πΈ no one will see yoooou
01.12.2025 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0punky brewster never swore shes an angel
01.12.2025 03:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πΈ
01.12.2025 03:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh ima get those socks π
30.11.2025 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
30.11.2025 06:07 β π 320 π 85 π¬ 6 π 2hehehe best bass riff is what i call my butt πΈ
28.11.2025 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tricky.
28.11.2025 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0too much energy? thats a black hole
too much mass? uh huh black hole
my attitude? super massive black hole
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28.11.2025 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my mom just wants me to be happy and fulfilled for xmas hahah best of fucking luck my dude
27.11.2025 19:10 β π 64 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0im not doing any black friday shopping this year not as a protest but because im broke
27.11.2025 16:22 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0also i think i get assigned a mermaid or sumthing?
27.11.2025 16:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0to the untrained eye it appears i am floundering through life to the trained eye too
27.11.2025 05:21 β π 47 π 19 π¬ 2 π 0Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
25.11.2025 17:24 β π 203 π 75 π¬ 2 π 2[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
25.11.2025 20:54 β π 32 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0