Shak Lambert

One thing: I was talking with some friends outside the theatre when a dude walks up to us asking if we understood anything that happened. Turns out he hadn't watched ANY TP AT ALL. He just randomly bought a ticket for episodes 4-6 without watching any other part of the show. Not even parts 1-3.

Non jokey thoughts: in the same way i got tired of nadine’s “thinking she’s a teenager again” storyline in season 2, i’m already tired of this whole cooper/dougie schtick. The shit with the doppelganger though? Here for it.

Him and Robert Knepper whooping the shit out of Brett Gelman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Also i did the exact same thing when JIM FUCKING BELUSHI showed up.😂

Michael Cera sitting on a motorcycle in a scene from Twin Peaks: The Return

4-6 done. I audibly went “oh what the fuck” when THIS MF showed up 😭

Also a couple extra things:

-Matthew Lillard and Jennifer Jason Leigh, what are y'all doing here?
-"James was always cool" I instinctively said BULLSHIT out loud 😂
-Michael Bisping, what are YOU doing here???????
-The first half of Episode 3 has YouTube Poop energy.

A custom-made poster for the Revue’s screenings of Twin Peaks: The Return

AND WE’RE BACK.
I watched the first 3 episodes yesterday. What in the actual goddamn fuck.

“One Battle After Another” is the movie of the year Warner Bros.’ latest, the Leonardo DiCaprio vehicle “One Battle After Another,” might be their biggest gamble of the year. It’s the last picture they plan to release in 2025, and they’ve put all their...

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“The Strangers: Chapter 2 is a film that isn't just dead on arrival; it was dead from the point of conception.”

https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/the-strangers-chapter-2/

#TheStrangersChapter2 #TheStrangers #Horror

The Strangers: Chapter 2 Review - CGMagazine Somehow even worse than its predecessor, The Strangers: Chapter 2 is a failure on every conceivable level.

The Strangers: Chapter 2 offered nothing and delivered even less.

I present to you a review that made me angrier the more I wrote: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...

If I knew Leo was willing to do a podcast, I would've asked him to guest on the Critters 3 episode of Seequels.

AHHHHHHHH HUGE CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH!!💖🥳🥳

BRUCE BETTER GO GRAB A GODDAMN GUN

THE FUCK HE GONNA DO AGAINST THIS?!?!?!??!

Bro got hit with the bullet from the Freak on a Leash video

You joke but like…. bsky.app/profile/jeze...

Frankenstein (4.5 stars) Dust Bunny (1 star) The Smashing Machine (3 stars) Tuner (4 stars) Sacrifice (2.5 stars) The Furious (5 stars) Wake Up Dead Man (4 stars) Fuze (2 stars) Motor City (2.5 stars) Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie (4.5 stars) Mile End Kicks (3 stars) No Other Choice (4 stars)

ANYWAY, what up Bluesky-only homies. Been busy as hell w/ #TIFF50. Here’s everything I’ve watched so far.

lmao

Someone on Twitter said this is the best shot in Utah since Jordan in ‘98 😂😭

UPDATE: Turns out it's a good thing I hadn't started season 3 the Revue (where I watched Fire Walk With Me) is playing The Return. All of it. Already got my tickets for all of em.

Favorite non-Denzel Spike is Do The Right Thing, but Crooklyn is an EXTREMELY close second.

Ranking All 5 Spike Lee x Denzel Washington Collaborations It’s important to state that, regardless of ranking, all five of these Spike Lee x Denzel Washington's movies are certainly worth your time.

And additionally, i compared it to the other Spike/Denzel joints here: www.cgmagonline.com/articles/edi...

Highest 2 Lowest Review - CGMagazine One of the best movies of the year, Highest 2 Lowest proves that Denzel Washington and Spike Lee haven’t lost an ounce of their magic together.

Yo. New articles alert. First off, reviewed the amazing #Highest2Lowest: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...

YESSSSSSSS

Just make it a 2 hour Let's Play of the game.

It'll be terrible, but hilarious.

LMAO Now you see why I been itching to see people's reactions for the last 2 weeks

Me standing in the Criterion Closet holding several blu-rays, with Malcolm X and Mississippi Masala at the front of each pile

Which also, for those who don't have me on other socials: yes, I went to the real Criterion Closet last week. One of the coolest things I've ever experienced.

(Perks of having cool-ass online friends with cool-ass jobs)

Happy that the criterion mobile closet is finally coming to TIFF,

I can't wait for my video to be of me being fake unimpressed now that I've stepped in the real one

Weapons Review - CGMagazine Zach Cregger impressively manages to balance Weapons’ large cast of characters with an engrossing story, a helping of great scares and a very wild third act.

Weapons is easily one of my favourite horror movies of the year. It's as funny as it is fucking creepy. www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...

BHL