Jacob Oller

Every 2025 headline is delivered like “The Aristocrats”

Corgi with snow all over her dang snoot

Caught sniffin

i think its about time we admit that scott cawthon has always been a shit writer, we were just children and scared by the boo haunted house jumpscares

Oh yes and you can tell

Is it an Easter egg that Five Nights At Freddy's 2 is so terrible? The malfunctioning video game adaptation goes fully on the fritz with the inane, sprawling Five Nights At Freddy's 2.

It brings me no joy to report that I have written my first F review for The A.V. Club www.avclub.com/five-nights-...

And they will recognize SO much lore

“A dumb thing designed to be recognized with the hope that enjoyment will simply follow” is QUITE the killshot for so much IP-soaked culture.

it sucks that despite everything this will still probably make scott cawthon a billion dollars which he will probably use to single handedly fund the overturning of gay marriage in america

you can't be putting skeet ulrich and matthew lillard together in a movie and having it get an F. that's malpractice

hang on what do you mean scott cawthon is the sole credited writer on this film? why would they do that??? why would they let him do that????

wait they're letting cawthon write the screenplay? they don't let even *good* videogame writers write screenplays

If there was a way to possibly fumble this bag, he would’ve

Jason Blum gave an interview around the first movie where he was like "yeah I was worried if I pushed anything Cawthon was gonna throw me off the film"

It's all keys, no jangle

as awesome as it is to see the idea of “lore” dragging down anything it’s attached to, i fear it’s the fans who keep drinking the garbage that keep the putrid flame alive in a lot of these forever ip’s. so i’m betting we’ll see a fnaf3 movie and possibly even a fourth. maybe by the 6th it’ll work.

i saw the first movie having only played a bit of the first game, and i thought: a security guy watching the monitors and seeing the animatronics getting closer to him, thats a fun scary premise! could be fun! and then in the movie Josh Hutcherson passes out in the booth and dreams about his trauma

In this one they all just kind of walk around town

Freddy gives his longest nights to his bravest players

I watched Five Nights At Freddy's 2 in a theater full of people who won contests to see it early, people who dressed up as characters and braved single-digit temps. And even THEIR energy left the room almost immediately after the film started

Five Nights At Freddy's is a horror franchise built upon hour-long YouTube explainers, and this film is less exciting than an unskippable ad that plays before one

Is it an Easter egg that Five Nights At Freddy's 2 is so terrible? The malfunctioning video game adaptation goes fully on the fritz with the inane, sprawling Five Nights At Freddy's 2.

It brings me no joy to report that I have written my first F review for The A.V. Club www.avclub.com/five-nights-...

Exclusive: Netflix, Warner Bros Discovery combo seen lowering costs for consumers, sources say Netflix's proposed acquisition of Warner Bros Discovery's studios and streaming unit is expected to reduce streaming costs for consumers by bundling Netflix and HBO Max, according to two people famili...

this would be true for like 3 years and then they would jack up the prices to $50 a month

if I trudge out there for this I better be murdered by an animatronic for my trouble

how could they do this to me on the night of the Five Nights At Freddy's 2 screening

They all seem to be regretting that they ever liked Wet Hot American Summer

Tammie Rosen, Sundance and Tribeca Communications Chief, Dies at 49 Following Cancer Battle Tammie Rosen, a chief communications officer at Sundance and Tribeca, has died at 49 after a battle with cancer.

Oh, this hurts. Tammie was personally responsible for getting me to the Tribeca Film Festival, my first fest, and opening doors for me at Sundance as well. I knew her as a patient but enthusiastic booster of women in cinema, in criticism, and across the film industry. An absolute light in the field.

Oh hell yeah

“Showalter and co-writer Chandler Baker (whose short story this film is based on) are less concerned about telling a story and more concerned about reassuring their audience that this is a Christmas movie, and that everyone’s standards should be lowered appropriately”

Of course you had no customers because they were all lured away by the Siren of Racing

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