Fascists only need to win one election to destroy democracy, whereas democrats have to win every election to preserve it. That’s why fascists cannot be allowed into politics, why a tolerant society must never tolerate fascism or it will lose its tolerance. It’s the Popper Paradox and we’re living it

To quote David Mitchell from his book, ‘Dishonesty is the Second Best Policy’:

“Mentioning immigration doesn’t necessarily mean you’re racist but, if you could take out an insurance policy against being racist, ‘mentioning immigration’ would put your premiums up”

Thicker than a Boxing Day turd

I warned Starmer about Mandelson.
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻‍♂️

Tangen time

Hope you are on the mend

I think this would go down a treat at half-time in Lawtons

This ref is fucking dire.

I enjoyed reading this column, which somehow blames Keir Starmer for the result of an employment tribunal following laws passed under the Tory government regarding an incident and suspension that took place before the last election.

Stupid fucking pricks.

That’s a shocking decision from the Labour Party

It only makes the PM look weaker.

Andy Burnham should be allowed to stand.

Hear hear
#Trump

Never a pen anyway

457 British troops lost their lives in Afghanistan.

Trump avoided military service 5 times.

How dare he question their sacrifice. Farage and all the others still fawning over Trump should be ashamed.

So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu.

Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.

I’m sure the South Americans could be invited to any new tournament.

The FIFA ‘Peace Prize’ looked ridiculous at the time and now looks like a spectacular own goal. Possibly enough to be the beginning of the end for the organisation.

Time for the rest of world to look at their holdings of US debt.

I honestly think that UEFA should arrange their own competition this summer and boycott the World Cup.

The GB News effect

That’s a pen all day long

It’s very poor defending all round. The keeper needs to be way stronger and noisier though.

He definitely won’t be missed at Notts.

Oh dear

He looks lively

Amanda Minge

United States, Census, 1870

What a strike that is

When my late mother got Alzheimer's, we had to label everything too.

Lacey has been decent for Man U today but that was silly

I have heard the very same from someone that normally says very little.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.