SirenOfChaos

Train conversations: that Pokemon looks like a chicken.
Bestie: it's a dragon
Me: it looks like a chicken
This goes on for about 20 minutes.
Shows me the evolutions. Yeah THOSE look like dragons. The little one looks like a chicken.
I watched her visibly deflate a little.

Getting ready to leave for PAX this morning:
Bestie: I wish I had a carabineer to hold these bags together.
Me: ::reaches for keys:: hang on
Bestie: does your gay ass have a carabineer on her keys?
Me: ::pulls off tiny carabineer:: I have a mini one in true bisexual fashion

Did plus size clothing designers really take to heart the "shoulders are a distraction" thing from middle and high school? They're still going to notice I'm fat just let my shoulders be warm. PLEASE.

Ok, but why was January the longest year of my life?

The way she takes the squeaker out with surgical precision to destroy it and then immediately proceeds to disembowel the toy is everything to me.

If you look at it like that sure. If you look at it like "for a country built by several groups of relative religious extremists who were too extreme for Europe in the 17th century somehow" it kind of tracks

An addendum: Chihuahua mix dogs instead of raccoons. Feels more me.

New tattoo ideas that all go together: first I want 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Then I want each raccoon somewhere else on my person. One wielding a knife. One drinking a coffee. And one wearing a funny hat laying on a bed of flowers, just doing its best.

The way I fully said to my friend the other day "I don't know which healer I killed, but I got one of the blonde white women in a white jumpsuit"

My new years advice for the year to anyone with a penis: If you ever have the urge to send an *unsolicited* dick pic, send a picture of a dog or food instead. You're welcome.

TheFatSiren - Twitch Just enough trauma to be hilarious. Autistic AF.

Live playing some Apex until it hurts my feelings! Come say hiiiii <3 www.twitch.tv/thefatsiren

Twitch Twitch is the world

Going live at 8:00pm EST on twitch! Twitch.tv/thefatsiren Playing some Apex Legends until it hurts my feelings enough to switch, I know who I am as a person.

So sweet oml. Yall make my heart so full.

a girl in a black dress says fascinating on the screen ALT: a girl in a black dress says fascinating on the screen

If it needs to be a live action character...

Stay safe!

I'm going to try and stream tomorrow. I haven't had it in me. Been a rough couple of days.

I'm sad and scared and angry but I'm still here. If you're sad and scared and angry too know that I love you and you matter. Here is a picture of my dog to make your day better, she loves you too.

I'm sad I didn't get a sticker! But they didn't have any that said "This is stressful and I feel like I'm going to throw up"