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@twirl.bsky.social

40-something. Florida. Hawaiian. Married. Nerd. Substance abuse intervention professional. Believes leggings are pants. Here for health care, gaming, screaming into the void. Diabetic. Endometriosis. ADHD. Agender. Bi/ace. They/Them.

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Got my butt dusted for Ash Wednesday. #ashtag

18.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help, the Soulframe update turned me into Nicholas Cage from ConAir.

13.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people who are saying they didn't know Green Day was political clearly know nothing about Green Day.

08.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1287    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 28

Did they say it? I couldn't hear!

08.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17 years into forever.

Reality is a hard place to be right now, but doing it by your side makes it all worth it. I love you more.

08.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This should be a Warframe achievement. I couldn't have done this on purpose if I wanted to.

01.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Next week, Preludes 13 brings major combat improvements focused on responsiveness, fluidity, camera physics, weapon impact sounds, and more.

Join the Envoys helping shape Soulframe - become a Founder today: slfr.me/founders

30.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the quintessential Soulframe experience. Welcome!

31.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Soulframe Pro Tip: When attacking a large camp, especially if under-leveled, make sure you count the archers. You will not have a good time if you do not count the archers.

Source: Did not count the archers....

30.01.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish Avakot called me "Thunder Thighs" instead of "Big Legs." At least I'd feel thicc.

#Soulframe

24.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick question for the Warframe crowd:

I was looking over my 2025 Year in Review during the devstream today and noticed my most played defense node was "Blackout."

...uh, does anyone know what that is?

23.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twirl: 0
Car door handle: 1

22.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Penguin Awareness Day from another lifetime.

21.01.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I may have unlocked a new level of ADHD.

I'm eating a small bowl of baby carrots and I keep taking a bite out of one, putting it down, forgetting I started a carrot, grabbing a new one, and doing it again. I just looked down at a bowl of half-eaten baby carrots.

21.01.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fun part of diabetes a lot of people don't talk about is getting woken up by an alarm at 3:30 in the morning that says, it doesn't matter how tired you are, if you don't shove some grapes in your mouth RIGHT NOW, you'll die. 🀷

19.01.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna know what an elbow that's three months out from major nerve surgery feels like during wet, near-freezing weather?

...no. No you don't. 😭

18.01.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My internet just hiccupped while I was playing Warframe, failing my Descendia run on floor 17, losing all my Ignia, AND erasing the Insigna/Servio challenge I had completed.

I am salt and salt is me.

16.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I TRIED.

15.01.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Wawa,

I don't think my coffee this morning was sugar free.

15.01.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly, this looks like one of my better days....

12.01.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Did they turn on the LHC today? Did I accidentally stumble into Narnia from my closet?

First, I got a reply to an IT ticket I put in at work... on September 3.

Then, I got an email with "tips for the new year" from a job I left in 2018.

Something wibbly-wobbly is going on here.

09.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I KNOW HOW TO CATHOLIC BETTER THAN THE POPE

07.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, 3% of Americans believe they could beat a grizzly bear unarmed.

I am definitely part of that 3%. I could absolutely demolish them at, like, chess. Or probably mini-golf. Not sure how being armed would even help, honestly.

30.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away, no matter what they tell you.

29.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Hamilton' cancels planned Kennedy Center performances The hit musical joins a number of other productions and acts that have pulled out of appearances at the Kennedy Center since President Trump took over the storied venue last month.

If you stand for nothing, what'll you fall for?

www.npr.org/2025/03/06/n...

29.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Just got the annual reminder urging me to use the rest of my FSA before the new year.

...friends, I have seven cents left.

29.12.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mostly, ankle and knee are a bit tender. I'm just glad I didn't land on my post-op elbow.

23.12.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sick, my car almost got towed, and I fell off a curb. What a week... and it's only Tuesday morning.

23.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing any game has ever done to teach me target priority is when Warframe added Jade Light Eximus.

20.12.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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