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Help I'm a Soulframe meme

SOULFRAME FRIENDS. I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE DISCOVERY.

YOU CAN PUNT BIRB.

I AM A MONSTER. FEED ME TO SYNOD.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

...of course there was a festive hat.

Juat realized I have to update my plethora of online bios that have described me as "30-something" for the last decade. Send help.

Come play Soulframe, we've got zooted-out beavers on the log-in screen and other delights!

a little girl in an orange sweater is playing with her hands ALT: a little girl in an orange sweater is playing with her hands

Important question for those in the field:

Is it a "counseling cardigan" or a "social work sweater?"

Good news - with 15 minutes left in the first quarter, the Gators are still keeping Tennessee at bay.

Wylds rise from dolmens cold. Oscelda, Tethren, and Sirin, all.

Take up their pacts, Envoy, become a Soulframe Founder starting November 25: soulframe.com/en/founders

No, we're full.

I've only been using OTC meds for pain control for awhile now. I decided to see if I could go without any help today.

The fact I'm posting about it at 3am should tell you how that went.

Internet comment of the night: "Tdap is not for tetanus and whooping cough, it's for tetanus and pertussis."

I'm in the hardest part of the surgery lead-up now... seven days without NSAIDs. My headaches better behave. (They won't.)

Exactly. When press asks him questions he doesn't like, he just kicks them out.

Baby grape.

Just referred to Charlie Kirk as "some podcaster" and BOY are they BIG MAD.

In solidarity with the US Federal Government, I, too, will be shutting down.

Them: We finally agreed vaccines don't cause autism!

Us: Finally! Now can we -

Them: It's pregnant women taking Tylenol.

Us: *rubbing temples* You do mean acetaminophen, at least, right?

Them: No. We didn't get enough money from Kenvue when they split off of Johnson & Johnson, so it's Tylenol.

Out of context political commentary.

If anyone has pyrotechnics at my funeral, I'm coming RIGHT BACK to haunt allllll y'all, just so we're clear.

Alexa, play "Strange Fruit."

No reason.

You ever have one of those headaches that makes you think they might have been onto something with trepanning....

When you're Hawaiian and Spam and eggs.

(That's it. That's the post.)

Press Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's Shooting Yesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false.

1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.

Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.

WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.

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brb changing my Soulframe username from "twirlandswirl" to "rumpandthump"

We don't want to scare you, but 'intimidate' comes from 'timid.'

Me: I'll go for a short walk at work to clear my mind.
My blood sugar: BISH U THOUGHT

Stayed up late watching the foosball and now reality and I are not on speaking terms.

Me, yelling at the screen during the Green Bay game: "TURN DOWN YOUR ISO!"

(Am I doing it right?)

I mean, when you really think about, who among us ISN'T an FBI informant?