Jug Heat

Why havent we implemented this techbology elsewhere

Writers after getting one shotted by the mushrooms and reading some og eternals

Jumped on the train tracks recently when there was a 13 minute wait just to see how easy it was to get back up

I feel like columbo is lowkey peam uncslop

I know an uncircumcised guy who never washed and one time he was getting mugged and he rolled his shit like a gogurt and shot a projectile

Are we serious rn

The load of iron ore weighed twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty

Fergie if she ways using hinge in bushwick: Can you meet me, She/They

JEAN GIRAUD, IMMEDIATELY AFTER ASKING A GIRL IF THEY’VE BEEN AIRTIGHT BEFORE: no dude like the garage I’m sorry I meant like the garage

Do you guys think i can text a divorced woman i havent seen since june?

"What did he see"

Counting or not counting falcone violence

nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub

mods are asleep. time to tease the game.

I took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

Washing down zinc & citrulline w/coors banquet

Lowkey need some action spices

Here's a question, were there spy films that had good action scenes before mission impossible?

You have to goon your shit to the orange catholic tijuana bible in the dune era because they destroyed internet porn in the smutlerian jihad

Rent's due on friday--do you know #TheMethod???
#knowthegame #rewritetherules #puttingyouongame

Ntsbts rebuild is pretty good

I think every movie should have a song on the sound track that is an al yankovich style parody of a real song that's about the move you just watched or are about to watch depending on which set of credits it's in

I know fr batman a better man than me now

@retcici.bsky.social

My bad

Ohkay then idk what is

It's not that serious it would just be green card marriage, my real marriage can wait till 2033 probably

Graham on twitter:
I'll prolly be married around 2033
The nefarious squirting turk in need of a green card:

Peep show inner monologue: my heavens, is she just pissing in me mouth guvnah?

Sorry i have to be more crass on here to balance out the incresibly wikipedia moderator energy being cast out