chimptopia

Where are you from? 2026 What I mean your location What is your location? Yes Do you have cash app or PayPal or chime I have all of those Okay I forgot another piece of information Okay What is your PayPal, chime or cashapp? I'm pregnant from a dog What Don't you understand me

Are you playing me here? Did you send the money yet I don't because you don't send me correct information to send money there 1 am on Paypal Okay What is your PayPal? paypal.com 0mg Don't you understand me it's for the baby Ok What is your PayPal name Paypal

a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”

Yes 2:06 PM What is your PayPal gmail or username? 1 am in Chumpii Okay What is your PayPal gmail or username? I don't know what that is. paypal Okay Show me your PayPal account www.paypal.com/newuser Okay hold on Do you have signal or telegram wikihow.com/dogpregnancy. webmd.com/search=dog+pregnancy+scare signal.com/paypal <-sorry use this one Now

Are you on telegram or signal? 1 am on paypal I don't ask for that I mean are you on telegram app or signal app? let me check my phone real quick lam on Instacart Okay Download signal app or telegram app and set up account there can i download signal if i dont have telegram Yes Can I download telegram if I don't have signal Yes scary!!

they’re relentless

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Biscuitdoughhandsman!

getting stuck in a window in a bit of a gay way

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

my subtle and well drawn comic

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Instagram keeps serving me ai generated wet jeans fetish reels. Feel like this is going to be my leaded gasoline

i liked too many and now im getting “guy made of slime except for his head shooting footballs out of his ass” videos

The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media

Storm, a Black woman with shock-white hair commands a winding tunnel of wind

Whooooosh

I keep saying this tweet aloud to my empty apartment

Finished Metroid Zero Mission for the millionth time the other night, so here’s an obligatory Samus drawing 🦾👱‍♀️💥🪐💚

💤

Yo why I cant be in bed in socks? I feel like Im sliding out the bed hahaha

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Ena is Love
Ena is Life
Ena is our Goddess

he looks really weird in that picture

I like that every Epstein file is like

“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together

-Sent From My IPhone”

So, so many quotable moments.

David Lynch's Angriest Dog In The World

I did not know that did that to her after she goes bleh. that’s interesting

nervous young inhuman.

WE SEE NANCY HITTING A BULLY WITH A LEFT HOOK TO THE CHIN NANCY KO'S BULLY WITH ONE PUNCH

NANCY KO'S BULLY

Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy