Brian Heath

One of the worst things to happen to American business in the last half century is lawyers being allowed to advertise. This has turned the country into a "lawsuit society" and fostered in the era of "jackpot justice". I don't begrudge warranted legal action but the volume of BS lawsuits is insane.

Yup - it's almost the most wonderful time of the year for orange barrels...

#falseadvertising #suethebastards

A proud-looking black and white dog sits in a sea of stuffing, with a large, gutted teddy bear sprawled in the background.

“Sorry, but he wouldn’t shut up about the freakin’ toilet paper.”

Said this during DJT's first term and I'll say it again: he should have picked Joe Isuzu as his press secretary...

I suggested this during DJT's first term and I'll suggest it again. Joe Isuzu should be his press secretary...

After my mom died four years ago, for some reason the Zuckerhythm thought I was interested in funeral home supplies. I ended up replying to one of the ads, "just because I used the services of a funeral home recently doesn't mean I am a supply chain person for one..."

Whenever I encounter the word "sedated" I suddenly have the urge to watch "Rock and Roll High School"...

Today's Sunday morning contribution to the world's repository of #deepthoughts...

Saw this sign at an Akron area hospital and it prompted me to munge the name of a Led Zeppelin song: "Dazed and Infused"...

The #ElectoralCollege is #DEI for #RedStates

#chuckle

The metaphysical question of the weekend....

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This clip from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon nails it...

As I saw this I started earworming a certain Whitney Houston lyric, "I believe our children are the future...teach them well and let them lead the way..."

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻Absolute Truth
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.