Windy Wolf

When the horse bro hits you with this look you know his ass is about to go nuclear on your face... 🤢

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Farting right after the lights go off is peak romance 😍🥰

Lion guy gets dragged on a camping trip with a bunch of wolves. Everything goes fine until they settle into the tent for the night. One wolf farts, which the others interpret as a challenge. The lion is unable to escape as the tent balloons with the pack's... aroma...

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The wolf butt grants no mercy...

Art by sugar_sock on FA

Make sure to do this with your underwear to all your canine friends they'll enjoy it I promise.

Protogen buddy enters sleep mode a little too early, so all his "friends" modify him into their toilet. Don't worry, they'll change him back... In a couple weeks.

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Sure, I'll stay at work a little later tonight. But that means everyone's getting cropdusted. Customers, co-workers, manager, everyone. Maybe they'll think twice next time...

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Everyone always laughs when someone 'blames it on the wolf' but when the wolf gives you something to blame on him it's all: "Oh that's nasty!", "Please open a window!" or "My nose is melting!".

A bunch of whiners, huh...

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Bad news, the bulldog who cropdusts you every morning when he walks into class now goes to the gym at the same time as you. And he's taken a real interest in farting into the fans to blow the stink right at you.

🐶: "Savor the flavor, bro." 💨💨💨

His refined wolf nose has never been more of a detriment than right now... 🤢

AND WHY'D HE HAVE TO DOWN THAT PROTEIN SHAKE?! This wolf's mouth couldn't BE in a worse position... The taste... the smell... How long do I need to be a living skunk wedgie?! 🦨💨💨💨💨💨🐺🩲🤢

🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

You'd think losing *one* wrestling match couldn't end too badly. Turns out it can. Roche has been turned into a pair of undies for that massive TANK of a skunk Red. Why'd he have to make him two sizes too small...? And go to the gym...? 🥵😭

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🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

🦓: Calm down. All I had was 6 hard boiled eggs, the fully loaded nachos, the spicy chili dip, and an extra large milkshake. You can eat my ass no problem.

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This new lynx guy is really giving "trying to be super intimidating but actually if you just go to sit on his face he won't stop you". He'll grumble about it until you fart and put him in his place.

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Doing laps around the pool is great until the huge orca bro dives in, easily passes you, and starts ripping the nastiest farts that bubble up right in front of your face. Then he laughs and says: "All those gains have to go somewhere little man!"

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Komodo Dragon dudes gotta be the kings of belching right. Just crazy acid burps flying out whenever they want. You're definitely waking up to one burping in your face if you ever share a room with them. I don't even know what defense you could put up...

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When the big bear bully walks past your squad and yells "stink bomb!" before dropping a dense fart and crop-dusting you all. Laughing and fist-bumping his bros when they walk away. The cloud is too thick for any of you to escape. Have fun!

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A perfect way to start off the morning 😍

a cartoon of patrick star from spongebob squarepants standing on the beach ALT: a cartoon of patrick star from spongebob squarepants standing on the beach

When the ball funk hits first thing in the morning mmmm 😍

a red balloon is being held by a person ALT: a red balloon is being held by a person

When your belly grumbles mid-cuddle and he hits you with the: "Don't hold it in on my account man. 😏"

The new zootopia cat boy is a slob do with that as you will.

Oh nooo what do you mean I have to share a small bed with a giant crocodile man who's super gassy and sweaty and treats all his mammal friends like they're plushies for him to bully all day. Anything but thaaaat... 🥺👉👈

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Ooohhhh! 🤢

That's a nose melter if I ever smelled one! The coyote is in for a really long Halloween. He should've known every bet with Red is a high stakes one. Maybe his nose will recover by Christmas...?

🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

Our pal Timber lost a bet, and can look forward to spending his Halloween as the "ass" of a pantomime horse. Timber doesn't know it yet, but the humidity coming off Red's cheeks is the LEAST of his worries. Hope he can hold his breath!

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🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

Exe-toot-ion 😏

Getting a tattoo on your back that goes straight down to your butt so people have to get mooned if they wanna see the full thing. 😏

Farting when they take a look so they get a real face full of it. 😈

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Happy Halloween 😱🤢😱🤢😱🤢😱🤢

Reminding the guy whose face you're about to sit on that it stinks pretty bad back there as if they aren't fully on board with that. 😏

That way, you have cover for 'forgetting' to warn him about how gassy you were feeling. 😈

🐺: "Told 💨 you 💨 it'd 💨 stink!" 💨💨💨

Sending you a video of your defenseless pillow under my ass being blasted with one fart after another. Turning it over to make sure both sides get baked. You're gonna be dreaming of my butt even more than usual bro.

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A prey tied up and trapped between the asses of these two big, smelly furries, with no way out, will have to endure their stinky farts for a very long time. YCH released from SS!
Won by Hownserpent, spencersacookie, & Windy Wolf! Hope you like it!
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