Ian

Oh ok.

Do we know Deevid has massive hands? #thearchers

He didn’t have one. He was just Mulligan. #thearchers

It gets read by some junior staffer who dashes off some inconsequential reply along with the other green ink correspondence.

Exactly right.

You’ve got it on the button there.

There was the general public safety thing about not approaching lit fireworks that seem to have gone out. #thearchers.

None, just a minor bit of plot business to get Chris and Carly back in the same room at the end of the evening. #thearchers

They surely have to lug heavy stuff around whilst putting up stage sets. Mick’s main issue with handling food is surely that he comes across as quite insanitary. #thearchers

So… Brine’s original pronouncement about Alush’s “starter marriage” has proved correct and Chris has got back into his lane class-wise. How very British. #thearchers

I thought it was a basic rule of fireworks that you don’t go back to a lit one that you think has gone out. #thearchers

“You know you want to.” #thearchers

Maybe the everyday people should have thought of that before last November. None of this is a surprise.

Poverty food? Have you seen the price of Haggis in F&M? #thearchers

Those treats means the dog does actually love you more.

This is a lesson all blokes who send dick pics should also learn. Don’t send intimate pics unless you have something worth looking at.

So I’ve been told. #thearchers

I believe a shopkeeper can bar who they want, as long as it doesn’t break discrimination laws. #thearchers

I’d travel a long way to avoid eating haggis for a birthday tea. #thearchers

Wait till the customers stay away and switch to the shop at the EV charging station. #thearchers

Jam is what it is because it’s about 2/3 sugar and the osmotic pressure at this concentration is too great for bugs to survive. I’m not aware that ketchup is the same.

If these are the ones that didn’t make the cut you need to know they are amongst the best.

I have about 40 000 bees quietly bedding down for the winter just waiting for an opportunity to do the next one. Show me the way to him.

Some more than others. #thearchers

I’m loving all the spines of old books lined up on the picture rails.

Someone needs to insert a pearl necklace reference there. #thearchers

Neeyul phoning it in. Is he on a long holiday? #thearchers

He needs to apply for a job at the chicken factory where the public won’t see him. #thearchers

Henwee is an odious little prig. #thearchers

Everyone, 70 million of us. Yep that would work.