Garbage

A Google AI result for “laden” ignoring that it’s an English word and only returning results for the surname, like Osama Bin Laden

I fucking love AI

NICU manager asked to post our kid On Line and I don’t think I’ve ever said no faster in my life for 15k reasons but first and foremost rule zero, never post

Sometimes you just need to have a fight with your wife. Big airing of grievances .

At Katherine Clarke at Ed markey at Liz Warren produce a bill that makes me not do economics of work while my kid is hospitalized

Having to go back to work while my kid is still in the hospital makes me want to <not actionable thoughts> my <elected representative>

I am just crashing out I shouldn’t have to spend 9-1A at his bedside like…we both know he didn’t gain a pound why are you doubling down? Real liar hours for what? You wouldn’t have to see my ass if you just said “whoops hit an extra zero”

Almost every nurse has been amazing while my kiddo has been inpatient but the AUDACITY to lie to my face when I said “did he really gain a full pound today or was that just a typo”. So I drove in and observed his next weigh in (not up a pound lol) and she STILL tried to tell me it was the scale

Graphic design is my passion

Boston is cool because there’s a lot of examples of “what if we just socialized this” for example the main air ambulance company in the area also has 2 ground units for ICU level transport and it’s just…owned by the area hospitals. They don’t make you get auth. Better things etc etc

My wife and I have wildly different thresholds for “throw money at it” for example I was very willing to pay $200 to not hassle my brother in law and have to move a dresser 3 floors where as she is like “can’t you just do it for free?”

My in-laws gifted us hydrangeas while my wife was pregnant which is a wild move to give me more responsibility but he’s doing his work in the NICU and I’m watering every day

Connor Friedsdork

Kid in the NICU + terminally online has my brain hard scrambled. Told my wife this morning her 150 mL pump was “crazy work”.

a man in a cowboy hat is holding a large american flag ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is holding a large american flag

My wife is hospitalized for pre term labor concerns but I’m still working every day to protect that precious leave! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Ah shit they’re worried she’s going into labor fuuuuuuck

Hey we love pre term labor scares don’t we folks?

There needs to be a law against leveraging old recording rights to freely be used to exploit new technology. He knew NBC owned everything he said and could be replayed to their contractual agreement but could not have guessed they’d use that to make new content with no payment to at least his estate

Sometimes I think about how almost every culture settled on “let’s wrap this meat in dough” as a celebratory/holiday/etc food.

Except the Irish. We just put mashed potatoes on top. Even the fucking Brits figured out sausage rolls which qualifies (barely).

My favorite feature of the everything website is the “late load” where a feature loads in after a second or two moving elements on the screen making you click things by accident

Second favorite is when it doesn’t clear media from temp so you launch a video and one you just watched displays instead

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

You’re focused on the Sistine Chapel, I’m focusing on Chappell Roan. We are not the same

Vaxxed?

What even is the *point* of CBS sports net if not to air this? I get not wanting to usurp all of your normal daytime over the air broadcast but preposterous to me.

The largest golf event (well, top 4 at least) of the year and you need to watch on the computer for most of the day.

They should make reading Wikipedia a viable career imo

I am 38 years old and just had to talk to my dad about his porno virus he downloaded AMA

Might finally quit the other place. Twice today I got a reply and block.

No posters honor smh

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The hooters waitresses deserve to choose nicks extinction.

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