I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
10.02.2026 06:10 β π 24879 π 5078 π¬ 2 π 2@lhug.bsky.social
Environmental microbiologist and CRC at UWaterloo. Tangent-prone story teller and compulsive frisbee chaser. Views are my own.
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
10.02.2026 06:10 β π 24879 π 5078 π¬ 2 π 2I'm excited to read it! And would love to know more about the process of deciding to, and then actually writing, a book. (preordered!)
10.02.2026 15:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey guess what - I wrote a book, and it's coming out soon!
The Dark Frontier is about the wonders of the deep sea...and the threats they face. Check it out, and if you're so moved, you can preorder from your favorite purveyor of fine literature πβ€οΈ
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/652987...
I'm about a 3, set it all gently aflame. I think it would be difficult to actually fix/harmonize most of the taxonomic errors (polyphylies, etc.) without renaming from bottom to top, and when making exceptions, whose fave gets to win?
02.02.2026 17:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Covers of the 2 leading science journals this week
@science.org and @nature.com
www.science.org/content/arti... www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
If you manage people, and you don't read @rawsignal.ca's newsletter... well, that's probably fine but you definitely should start.
On managing teams when you don't have the relevant expertise: "The tools are getting faster but the core issue was never that you were bullshitting slowly."
This is exactly my first thought when is comes to literally *anything* about Greenland. The native Inuit who were colonized by Europe, and who have fought long and hard to regain some level of home rule, deserve better than to have their homeland considered "for sale" by this bullshitter president.
19.01.2026 04:29 β π 126 π 44 π¬ 1 π 0I've played enough Risk to know that if the US takes Greenland, they're going to want Canada and Mexico next to get the completed continent bonus.
19.01.2026 14:13 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Magical overnight visitors have a hard cap of one per month, thank you
27.12.2025 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The classic academic urge to write a bookβ¦ #IDontHaveTimeForThis
27.12.2025 19:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not youtube, but the podcast Normal Gossip has 90% female guests and is also delightful, and is my current βsteady chatter to fall asleepβ option
27.12.2025 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm running a social experiment on my family. This fall, Iβve taken up a new hobby. Iβve mentioned it to everyone at least twice, with appropriately nerdy enthusiasm. Will holiday gifts be overwhelmingly this-hobby-related, or has it not percolated into their view of me yet?
01.12.2025 22:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With current pledges, the world's on track for 2.6Β°C of warming in 2100 compared to preindustrial levels.
10 years ago, before the Paris agreement, it was 3.6Β°C
20+ years ago, we thought it would be 4-5Β°C
So 2.6Β°C is better, but the problem is that climate impacts are way worse than we predicted.
Worksheet on soil layers with components labeled. Above, in pencil and with messy handwriting is written βI donβt need to hear this because my mom is a microbiologistβ
Not *quite* the attitude Iβm looking for..
11.11.2025 22:23 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0New paper from our group - megaphages, compact CRISPR-Cas effectors, and more from landfill phage, led by the talented Dr. Nikhil George (not on bsky). rdcu.be/ePo8o
11.11.2025 18:38 β π 24 π 5 π¬ 1 π 1Two emails this week told me the photos of landfills on my webpage really sparkle. No, no they really donβt. Sparkle seems the word du jour
04.11.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Josh Neufeld did with the 3rd year Env Micro and Diversity course I now teach - it had been flipped back before it came my way. Maybe ping him?
04.11.2025 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love kids. I have two of them. Theyβre amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.
Please donβt drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.
Happy Halloween! π π» π
#PublicHealth
not to brag but i can generate slop with natural intelligence
28.10.2025 16:15 β π 305 π 52 π¬ 8 π 2@planetmoney.bsky.social AI hosts in the Trojan Horse episode? Or sound mixing gone overboard?
Really hard to listen to Kenny when interspersed with the interviews, then back to βhumanβ for the wrappers, just obviously robotic in some way
Two pumpkins side by side on a deck in sunlight. The left pumpkin is a round orange gourd carved with a confused face. The right pumpkin is a smaller white pumpkin carved with a spooky ghost.
First two (of five) carved. Now to see if the squirrels eat them before Fridayβ¦
27.10.2025 01:17 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI asked them to, if they have a chance, call me back,β said Thomas Perlmann, secretary-general of the Nobel committee
Probably a call that youβd returnβ¦
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
If you aren't knowledgable, you are impressionable.
02.10.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βMany young extremists now believe in a much simpler binary: Order and chaos. And if you are spending any time at all trying to derive meaning from violent acts like this then you are, by definition, their enemy.β
13.09.2025 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And this one via @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social at @garbageday.email sent me down some rabbit holes (but in a good way).
www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
Manufacturers use the same cartridge for tons of tests (pregnancy, flu, etc) and just swap out the paper strip for the right one. But I agree that positive/negative would be better!
08.09.2025 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβd been exposed for a few days the week prior. They are pro testing, just befuddled
08.09.2025 13:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Walked someone through reading a COVID test correctly after they texted me a pic of a perfectly negative test saying βsorry I canβt comeββ¦. No the C does not stand for COVID.
#ItsBeenFiveYears #TwoLinesNotOne
If itβs run for profit, then itβs profiting off of β¦ us.
When I hear that the post office lost money, I think this: Good. We already paid for it. Why on earth should it make even more money from us? Who would keep the money? Would we see it?
I canβt stop laughing about the neighbourhood of doom
05.09.2025 12:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0