bee

helen steeply ass

a picture of my tumblr blog which i guess is called milf scholar? it’s very old

i am forreal only ever going to post on tumblr, where i will be much #worse

son

i have it on good authority u r not limited to one male orgasm a day

no baby that was both nature and nuture doing a tag team combo move on ur ass

fuck it i’m going back to eating the whole strawberry im moving to tumblr im gonna use social media in a mysterious way im investing in relationships from my youth im seeing the world with new eyes each day im gonna be the world’s #1 sweetheart until my dying days

in the communist state of colorado all you need is $20 and enough executive function and you can have always been a women

oh says the wolf

oh i must wear the skin of a sheep to get the chilis triple dipper

what violence, that i must debase myself with sheepness

but the man in the wolf skin in the sheep skin is just smelly and a loser, no one likes them naturally

minima moralia in da slight misting rain at the combo bus/light rail stop and it’s chilly and i’m cold dawg im cold

adoura farming and taking public transit on the first real day of fall, bless my catastrophic tranny life

my new favorite conversation strat is to claim i have an arbitrary amount of points to make, do however many i can think of, and then just ask everyone to imagine the rest

a clown school application in pennsylvania

preparing for my future

we live in age defined by the evil of men. wolves who do not understand the violence of the sheep’s skin they used to wear, which they rail against as the father. i have no solution for this except to insincerely offer the tenderness of my neck and pretend to choice. that and hotdog

father john “white jesus” misty

thank you white jesus for your #1 invention the tucking thing

rare aesthetic: sweating like a pig in the victoria’s secret in the dying mall of your hometown that you have very mixed feelings towards

not for me

notification from the astrology horoscope app co-star “your day at a glance. touch yourself.

aye aye 🫡

u need to be stopped

how to hide man boobs! transition transition transition transition transition don’t hide them transition transition transition transition transition

i should’ve worked on the creation of a homunculus while i was theoretically fertile

we’ve already got emily green, 1/4 geese members ain’t bad

need a standing appointment to throw the baseball around, i really believe i could get a 100mph fastball

i am the only girl in america who eats enough fiber and also wages war daily

an emoji very angrily doing the i’m watching you hand gesture though the perspective of the two fingers is little off

vaseline b4 bed & as necessary

thank you gay person

i’ve been to a worrying amount of college, surely it’s you whoms in error

reading this thread and seeing my whole educational history represented

i rely quite heavily on my general aura of intelligence to excuse my numerous misspellings

gay people in my phone, how do i do those like music square things with all the albums i’ve been listening to?

i’m not sure when, i’m not sure how, i’m not sure why. but at some point in my life i will be soul bonding with a horse

i’m the sort of woman who’s just pretty consistently up to something