Qloworm

Why do conservative women always have the shittiest plastic surgery on God's green Earth? You're already making millions in neo-Nazi cabal shadow money, the least you could do is use it to get proper Botox.

Sometimes, I'll just eat an entire load of Italian bread like I'm a Skyrim NPC.

I've gotta admit, though, Rumi is hotter than the sun.

Am I the only one who thinks that Elon just ripped off the Xbox Series X logo for Twitter?

THE WHAT

Now this is what I call ✨AESTHETIC✨

Everybody's talking about how good KPop Demon Hunters is, but I'm not gonna watch it, because anything related to KPop makes me cringe out of my skull.

The human brain can definitely find meaning in something written by AI, just like it can find the face of Jesus in a Dorito.

It'd be really nice if 80-year-old politicians who are probably going to be dead in five years would stop drafting bullshit policies that are going to negatively effect people who are going to be around for ten times longer than them.

This fact terrifies me.

Making Dagoth Ur memes is the only ethical use of AI.

The Planet of the Apes movies have always been funny to me, because the premise of "what if Earth were ruled over by a species of intelligent, warmongering apes" is literally just describing humanity.

It used to be a thing in America. Be like Superman. 💙

I love how the Argonians and Khajiit in Morrowind actually look animalistic, instead of just having human bodies with animal heads.

tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”

fantastic foreskins

I feel you. I buzzed my 16-inch hair off 9 months ago, and it was the worst thing I've ever done.

Photo of a modular black sectional couch, approximately four ottomans deep and massive. Looks more like a huge bed than a couch.

repost if this is appropriate seating for your sona 🥴

Bro WTF is "MechaHitler" and why is it trending?

If you're confused if something is right or wrong, be sure to ask yourself if what you're doing honors the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned.

Daddy Dagoth is so grand and intoxicating.

gonna be real i do not think nintendo is deadnaming birdo. i think that's just her name

I've been playing the original Oblivion because the "remaster" looks like hot garbage, and not in a funny way like the original.

It's Morbin' time.

Maybe you should name it something like "The Moonlight Quarter," or "The Firelight Zone."

Did anyone else stick their pinky in a pencil sharpener when they were a little kid, or was I just stupid?