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Friend: Hey, can I have a hit on your pen?
Me: Sure- Its right over there. I just bought a new one yesterday.
Also me, watching the friend pick up penjamin and suddenly ascend into the sky:

I am a bisexual rizzler that only eats Tylenol in preparation for the rapture.

Why are people selling their belongings for the rapture? Wouldn't it be morally better as a believer in christ to donate their belongings? If you think you're gonna float, its not like your money will work up there. Anyways... I'll be taking donations for my Mary Fun Fund and my cash app is-

How are we celebrating the rapture? Potluck? Smoke circle? Are we getting a lil cross faded as we watch the people float into the sunset or is this more of a brunch ordeal?

I’m broke and yearning when I should be woke and earning

Newest additions to my collection 👀

Okay- that's valid af 🤣

Tiktok has ruined 'Thunder Bringer' from Epic: the Musical. All I can see in my mind is shirtless Zeus sexually dancing at Odysseus 🥲

What is your favorite and most hated tropes in fantasy?

Ive gotten serious for autumn several times in person! I'm definitely going to take note of that. Thank you for the feedback 🥰

Thank you for the feedback! You are not the first person to say autumn is melancholy. Interesting 🤔

Working on a writing project:

What emotions (positive or negative) do you associate with each season (winter, spring, summer and autumn)?

Its been a long time. I'm not fully sure if bluesky is still alive, but I'm going to try to post things again. Mainly just stuff that's been on my mind. The last few months have sucked ass.. but nlg posting did give me consistency. It'll probably just be thoughts or drabbles 🤷🏽‍♀️ so, hi again bluesky

Bro I just smoked and listen to that song. The ending was so weird but a total vibe

If that isn't a mood idfk what is 🤣

Right? 😭 I can't comprehend that thought process

I already got one last month for valentines day in a shop i love and there's a st patty one happening soon 👀

My plan is to get patchwork tattoos, so flashes are perfect chaotic lil pieces

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I'm excited to be back ><

I'm surviving, but doing better! I decided to unburrito myself from isolation and see what's up in the bluesky universe 💫

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😎👉🏽👉🏽 I'm back and still kickin'

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I missed ya!! Hope i didn't miss too much

Yo that's valid af but those responses 👀

Bingo 💅🏽✨️

They think it's small but it is big 😭 like 4ft but thinner

I'm staying the night too and ya girl is paranoid 😭😭😭

Right? I couldn't complain and it turned out cute

It was so funky and loved it so much

17. Giant Pumpkin Kayaking... and before you say it doesn't exist-

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16. I refuse to believe we are alone in a universe that is infinitely expanding