Christopher Stevenson

The most successful writer I know believes her career is over. Thankfully, I don't have a career. I do have $49K in debt I spent on bachelors in creative writing.

I wouldn't take it back for the world, though. If I could do it all again, I would, but without the alcoholism.

“Write what you know” they said. So I wrote a book about an author slowly losing their mind trying to explain what a newsletter is to strangers at a grocery store.

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I've scheduled off work to go to this tonight. I've never been to Lost City but I've not seen Emily in over 10 years. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS I'VE READ ALL YEAR.

There're still a few tickets left if you are up for it. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-church...

I wanna get a t-shirt made that says, "I'm just a fatty tryna lose some weight, not a zaddy tryna make your legs shake" to wear to the gym but I think would make things worse

Because it's disenfranchisement. There are places int he world that use election ink to prevent voter fraud (no id required). ID laws are specifically designed to disenfranchise people on the margins of society.

Bc they think liberals and leftists are rubes and they see themselves as defending the West and Freedom, and trying to protect us from ourselves and shit

Ben with the silver lining! Thanks, man. I need that

It doesn't make any sense at all

Yes! Exactly! He's doing it for freedom or whatever.

My cousins in Texas are so afraid that Mamdani is going to turn the US into Handmaid's Tale. That he's going to go above the law and start rounding people up and putting them in camps. I wish I was joking.

You can tell Americans have been misdirected when they hate democratic socialists but love Tony Blair, Albert Einstein, and George Orwell and also supposedly hate Muslims but love Dave Chapelle, Mike Tyson, and Dr. Oz

I love this movie. I'm sad I'm so old.

I love this piece sooooooooooo much

Sometimes I think I should've been a chicken farmer instead of a librarian, but honestly I probably would've been better off as McDonald's Shanghai style nuggets but replace the McNuggets with dinos. Turn on Romancing the Stone

Sometimes I think I should've been a chicken farmer instead of a librarian, but honestly I probably would've been better off as McDonald's Shangai style nuggets but replace the McNuggets with dinos. Turn on Romancing the Stone

You can tell pelicans are dinosaurs

This doesn't surprise me at all

Pelicans are the best

oooh! (a real image for an audiobook)

NOTES FOR IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE II: POTTER’S RECKONING Run it Back: A Tribute to Dick Cheney

Good stuff!

Wonderful satire from Rion Amilcar Scott.

Dick Cheney as Mr. Potter.

Father in law had me drive his Lincoln. It shines the insignia but looks like a dollar sign light at door before you open it.

A friend read the essay I pub'd last month and loved it. She asked her bf to read it and he refused, calling me an amateur writer. I wanna tell him abt his fav writer but also *swoon* he thinks I'm REAL amateur WRITER.

She said she's ditching him and starring a dating podcast.

Screenshot of a Canva slide. Waving Rainmoji & a stack of books. Quality research is a skill! It is HARD! You will not immediately be a master. Do not give up! ASK FOR HELP!

This slide summarizes my entire lesson this afternoon...

And last week...

And in the future...

I may need to make it a poster.

@mystidream.bsky.social Five years ago today

behind the scenes shot from Dog Soldiers of actress Emma Cleasby with three werewolf suit performers

'We saw you from across the moor and we really loved your vibe when chasing you down'

New study indicates that name-calling in politics tends to backfire Results of a new study demonstrate that name-calling in politics frequently has the opposite of its intended effect, with respondents evaluating the assailant negatively after witnessing the disparagi...

Bc everyone hates it when Democrats do it
www.psypost.org/new-study-in...

When I was a kid my parents were reluctant to go on food stamps and have me on free lunch. They felt it was malingering. The kids made fun of me. Heck, Mom said I was too thin.

The year we went on, I gained 10-20 lbs.