Joel Wight Hoogheem

And humped unrelentingly.

I'm fairly convinced that the announcers and producers do not like baseball. Many of them have never watched it. Those who have, including Smoltz, regret it.

Just wait until the plot twist when Police Chief R&B sashays in.

This is to say: there is no rational reason to root for LA.

So heartwarming to see the scrappy underdog Dodgers barely scratch across two runs against the dynastic and over-resourced Brewers.

Those are quite nice. And I like when artists perform with backing tracks. It really enriches the concert-going experience.

Does Baldelli's firing mean it's an oopsie-daisy or a whoopsie-doodle for the front office and ownership? #mntwins

The front office is not going to fire themselves and they can't fire the owners...

And yet you just did!

This reeks of socialism. You just made the list.

I get being somewhere early. And being somewhere bright and early. Does anyone ever just arrive bright?

Somehow the worst loss of the season.

Nice job, fella.

No lies detected

Great play. Terrible play-by-play. Does the guy even like baseball? At least Morneau was there to point out the significance of the moment.

So I figure Target Field is being turned into a Spirit Halloween, right?

Has anyone done a wellness check on Bonnes?

The very existence of this list makes a stress-free beach day an impossibility.

He was one section over from a Nats fan with a Tanner Roark jersey. Deep cuts.

expressing his empathy, as he is down with the sadness

Get "Life's Been Good to Me" queued up for when you're on #2.

Abysmal

I'm so glad my dehumidifier has a filter light that flashes occasionally. Then when I push it, "Hey Man, Nice Shot" plays.

Tremendous swerve ending. A real win-win.

And a skibidi toilet named desire

And if enough people don't watch Game 1, they're moving it to the PBS channel that just shows the weather radar.

It's unfortunate the Slumpy Joe's House o' Tarps went belly up.

Yordan Alvarez’s ‘small’ hand fracture adds another chapter to Astros’ ambiguous medical history The team first described Alvarez’s injury as a muscle strain on the top of his right hand.

Does this mean he also has a "large" hand? Seems like a true medical anomaly.

Tactical camouflage is just Lululemon for a different segment of the population.