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@bobsawyer.bsky.social

Girl dad x 2. Cat dad x 5. Cocktails at bourbony.co. Kinda-sorta guitarist. Giant. Blue dot. Mayor of Simpleton (but I love you). ๐Ÿšซ No DMs ๐Ÿšซ No crypto

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This oneโ€™s a guest pour from @benjyrose.bsky.social, so donโ€™t blame me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

A delicious ginger-forward Old Fashioned that ditches simple syrup and lets ginger liqueur pull double duty instead. Spicy rye, orange bitters, and enough bite to keep things honest.

Classic, but with opinions. ๐Ÿฅƒ

06.02.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same!

04.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet the new office mate (for now).

The Cat Distribution Service needs to be audited. We already have four - we didn't need a fifth. But, here we are.

31.12.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, and ends on January 6th, which is Epiphany, the celebration of Jesus's revelation to the gentiles as represented by the Magi.

29.12.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. 2 Daughter and I are in the car, on our way to the supermarket. "Cum On Feel The Noize" comes on the radio. Daughter immediately belts out a pitch perfect Kevin DuBrow impersonation, gravelly voice and all. I'm still laughing.

27.12.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don we now our lounge apparel
Fa la la etc.
Turn on "Elf," laugh at Will Ferrell
Fa la la etc.

25.12.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just after midnight Eastern time. People in my neighborhood are celebrating the birth of American Baby Jesus by shooting fireworks and blowing things up real good.

I feel bad for the parents of young kids who just got them to go to sleep so Santa could do his thing.

Merry Christmas!

25.12.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A bright, silky bourbon sour where Mandarine liqueur lifts the bourbon with soft citrus depth.

bourbony.co/recipe/manda...

#cocktailrecipes
#cocktails
#whiskeysour
#bourbon
#specialtycocktails
#craftedcocktails
#cocktailstyle
#craftcocktails
#instacocktails

07.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only five? Okay... let's see...

Pink Floyd (MLOR and DivBell tours)
Rush (multiple times)
Rev. Horton Heat
The Church (loudest concert I've ever been to)
Ramones

29.11.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@warnock.senate.gov
@ossoff.senate.gov
@hankjohnson.house.gov

28.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same!

28.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spanky, from "The Little Rascals," with a startled look, pointing to something. Caption reads, "that guy can go fuck himself!"

Spanky, from "The Little Rascals," with a startled look, pointing to something. Caption reads, "that guy can go fuck himself!"

27.11.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tortoise-shell cat in profile sitting in front of her hooman subject

A tortoise-shell cat in profile sitting in front of her hooman subject

27.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is quickly overtaking the Smokin' Peach and Banana Bread Old Fashioneds as favorite cocktail at my house.

21.11.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Pts. 1-9, New Stereo Mix) Listen to Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Pts. 1-9, New Stereo Mix) on TIDAL

Got the earbuds in, pumping this directly into my skull.

tidal.com/browse/album...

21.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to know who the sole nay vote is... wouldn't surprise me if it's Gym Jordan. He likes to look the other way w/r/t SA...

18.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Nowmsayin?"

16.11.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOTTAFINGA!!

16.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a major award!

16.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a location in Norcross!

13.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And farts are food ghosts.

13.11.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wendy's used to make a half-decent burger. Over the last few years the quality of the food and service has taken a nose dive. You can blame Trump's economy for a lot of things, but I'd place this one directly on Wendy's corporate.

09.11.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Basil Directive An herb-forward brandy cocktail with basil, Cointreau, and orange bitters โ€” smooth, aromatic, and citrus-bright.

The Basil Directive | bourbony.co/recipe/the-b...
An herb-forward brandy cocktail with basil, Cointreau, and orange bitters โ€” smooth, aromatic, and citrus-bright.

30.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tommy Tuberhead (R, Alabammy), ladies and gentlemen.

07.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the image pretty much speaks for itself.

06.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old white guy in a blue shirt and blue rimmed glasses with a look of smug satisfaction on his face pointing up toward the original post.

An old white guy in a blue shirt and blue rimmed glasses with a look of smug satisfaction on his face pointing up toward the original post.

I did that. (With a little help from a crap-ton of other GA Dem voters...)

05.11.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We did the same - two different Ramen flavors, also Skinny Pop, Goldfish, an assortment of chocolate candies, not-chocolate candies, and little Halloween themed toys. Several kids loudly proclaimed us the best house in the neighborhood! ๐Ÿ˜†

02.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless you live in the deep south, as I do, where we get about 3 weeks of relief in late December/early January - when it's too cold to be outside anyway.

31.10.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kreplach! (A hearty Klingon dumpling)

30.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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