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how do periods create poop from nothing. i did not eat all that

adam brody is the new robert redford ungodly hot

started my period feeling skinnyphobic. skinny people count your days

last night me and my bf went out to look at the moon and embraced in the moonlight bitch! i’m winning!

nicole kidman getting divorced is the opposite of a recession indicator. it’s a fun times and good art indicator

the “i bought this before i knew elon was crazy” stickers piss me off bc 1) he was always very obviously crazy 2) get rid of it then 3) you have too much money

is there a better feeling in the world than your boyfriend complimenting your makeup when you’re not wearing any idts

absolutely hate when my plans are foiled

earlier my bf said “i don’t know if you heard but they’re getting rid of windows 10.” i love him. why would i have heard about that

i know my bf loves me or is gay or both bc he fell asleep during an episode of the sopranos where adriana was in her underwear like 3 times

i’m loved but not enough for someone to have gotten me lorde tickets

boyfriend hoodie is nice but have you tried boyfriend sock

oh she’s still alive

bring back the lady from the sundays from the dead i need to talk to her

why is every brand named something like twig + fellowship or olive + fern

wishing i could gatekeep an age old art practice that i don’t even do anymore

apple is addicted to making their shit worse i’ve been replacing apps with google versions one by one

i want the pompompurin baggu makeup bag so bad. but when i ask myself why i can’t justify it

i hate this thing they’re doing now for marketing films showing “candid” videos of them filming it kind of ruins the magic

ppl need to stop telling me to salt my cucumber i like the water

when non medical phd havers insist on being called doctor i feel like a republican being asked to use preferred pronouns

nurses are addicted to only answering one of your two questions in mychart

just realized me and my bf will be moving in just in time for me to put up halloween decorations

things that i love doing with my bf: napping, eating, watching tv, fucking, cooking, driving, shopping

i am not a girls girl some of you bitches are very dumb

trying to get my bf up said i would make breakfast he said he wanted to sleep longer i said ok fine 5 min later he comes out interesting when theres the threat of the kitchen closing everything changes

ulta is so chopped why did i get an ad for abcmouse at checkout

i love infantilizing myself it’s fun as fuck i love saying i’m just a girl and sleeping w the weighted plushie my boyfriend got me. i don’t care. i love it

i hate my stupid job!!!!!!!!!!!

when you can have phone time in the bathroom at the party >>>