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@clintoris.bsky.social

Jumping for joy

4,585 Followers  |  272 Following  |  598 Posts  |  Joined: 15.06.2023  |  1.655

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My impact

31.07.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not my fault your gay

31.07.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning

20.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we know each other

29.06.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where my other allies at

28.06.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No bro i don’t want to get β€œshake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw

22.04.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have the most beautiful life I’ve ever had and good people find me wherever I go due to my warm hands and comforting gaze. You love me because I show you who you are. you want permission to be loved and I give it without expectation of a return

22.04.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Faith without works is lowkey dead 😭

22.04.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one else on this plane to New York City knows I’m going to New York City

22.04.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No I got beans

18.04.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omw to the 31 store, yall need anything?

18.04.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last meal because tomorrow is my birthday, not because I’m killing myself

18.04.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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First meal of age 30 vs. the last

18.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All I care about doing on my birthday weekend is eating at a weird restaurant (weird vibes not food), getting drunk with my new friends, watching John Waters live standup show, going to a reggae festival on 4/20, and listening to the Blue Nile while driving around Austin w my childhood best friend

17.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

30 year old gay guy in Austin who works for a remote health tech startup: hey I’m not like the other ones btw

15.04.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gay

13.04.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly i don’t think i did have to know that

13.04.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love my life!! I love my life so much!!!! But everything has fallen apart so I must focus more on what I am doing and not only what I am feeling

13.04.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turning off Coachella after Charli

13.04.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My joints!!!! My belly :( my teeth ://// but my resilience :)))))))

13.04.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So yeah maybe I did have a cytarabine addiction for 2 years, but I’ve moved on from hard drugs, which counts as one negative body. As above so below type shit

13.04.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You won’t regret it

13.04.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When your entire body hurts all the time from complex medical treatments you had 7 years ago, that counts as a body.

13.04.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So the thing is. I have never used grok and never will. I was actually being β€œsilly” as some may say

12.04.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could speak in a way where people understood my value system even when I’m poking fun at the people who share it. But grok won’t allow that

12.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️

11.04.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 796    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3
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Looking at my phone where people act kindly and problems are being solved

11.04.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman singing into a microphone with the words get over here and play a video game below her ALT: a black and white photo of a woman singing into a microphone with the words get over here and play a video game below her
19.03.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s sit next to each other on my couch bro. Would be pretty epic

19.03.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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