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MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE

Subverting the rise of anti intellectualism by asking Wait what

The fact that going to Starbucks in 2010 was queerflagging

Guy with medical anxiety who has to pee after jerking off so he doesn’t get an std

Saturday 7pm gym to numb the pain

No shade but it gets better when we make it better

Love when a restaurant has “food and drinks” that’s exactly what I’m talking aboutttttt

Gay guy on a Sunday evening: I can’t believe I have to work tomorrow and I’m gay

ICE agents are not worthy of love, community or forgiveness and if you are related to one you should disown them publicly

I am liking Instagram ads containing men’s asses without purchasing the product as a radical act of queer self determination and an affront to pink capitalism.

Slack “away” message idea: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie

Happy cock year ❤️ year of the fire cock ❤️

Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds

[typing with only my left hand] I’m more leftist than you

My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”

Experiencing human connection amidst societal collapse >>

I heart music I heart water I heart music water

Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory

Welllllll shit. My bad

Here’s how Kamala can still win:

Democrats have a humiliation kink

Turns out lifting weights and riding a bike makes you feel better

Going to the gym even though I want to die instead

No use shooting ragoons, no use chasing egg rolls too

I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar

How now brown cow

Forcing optimism just to flex that muscle, if anything. It’s been a minute so I was like hey what if I took a position on a current event that wasn’t the most despondent one possible.

SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose

Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs