NOT e.g. Alice Roberts

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

He's a think cunt, so no, he cannot.

A Free Press, Not a Free Pass – It's Time for Fair Regulation For too long, the UK press have bullied people, harassed grieving families, and destroyed lives, all to sell papers. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking consequences. They’ve hacked phones, listened to ...

Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...

Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

One of the unexpected things I've learned from my advocacy for trans people is how malignant parts of the State can be, how it can misuse data for positively evil purposes. It's taught me people can't be safe with a digital ID card and so I've signed this. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

@octopus.energy is this button meant to work or is it a design feature that it doesn't?

I'm a Baleba

Ruin a song by adding the word 'literally' to the title:

Hold On I'm Literally Coming

Hold On I'm Literally Coming

To be replaced with another grifting cunt.

Cummin' over 'ere taking are jobs

YouTube video by Corkmaster Alan Partridge meets Martin Brennan - "Come Out Ye Black and Tans"

youtu.be/lEjEGbAFzJU?...

Maybe they saw you in the carriage?

I was thinking about Andy's octo-wash the other day, what wash cycle did you run, must have been sub 50 minutes to do 8 washes in a day, and dried.

How much for the boxers?

Dogging spot?

Mouth rippers! No thanks.

Hopefully Milos Moreno can recover and hoping he was trying too hard against his old club.

Done. Fuck that Nazi prick.

Nope, but they are now "on the list".

GoT is not GOAT. Maybe up to and including the 5th season.

Boardwalk Empire

Rwanda could only take 200 people, you fat mess Nicholas.

Same here. I assumed they would show the best bits in the trailer, and they were just meh.

Don't promote The Scum, Iain.

All the best, big guy.

See if Richard Hughes is up there with Isak

2 future Liverpool players though.

Didgeri-Doom

Fair to say we have the meme moment of 2025… stay for the mascots…

Film from Fox’s Jason Martinez.