EJ Snyder

“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”

a man in a suit and plaid shirt is making a surprised face while holding a cell phone . ALT: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is making a surprised face while holding a cell phone .

With what we’ve seen tonight, Allen vs. Maye is going to be appt. viewing for the foreseeable future.

Not sure how the Dolphins walk into work on Monday and just go about their business like it's not all very much over.

Game of inches: a pass barely grazes a defender’s helmet and redirects so it is intercepted. That decides one of the most back-and-forth games of the season. 🤷🏻‍♂️

a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew . ALT: a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .

Chargers with some disaster-ball in the redzone that ends up with a Commanders pick.

Darnold with the Houdini escape and then finds Tory Horton for a TD. Miraculous.

Seahawks line is rolling right now. Just paving the way for these scores.

a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof

How you know the Bengals are struggling: Ja’Marr Chase has 4 catches… and 3 tackles (all on Browning INTs).

Alex Anzalone with a picture-perfect LB coverage drop for an INT vs. Browning. Nice hands catch.

Lumen is absolutely rocking today. Sunny Fall day with the Hawks playing well… just a classic NFL setting. 💥📣

Egbuka scores his 5th TD of the year on a DOT from Mayfield. So cool for a local kid coming home as a pro and getting to show out.

That KWalk/Charbonnet one-two punch pays off for SEA with a TD powered by a KWalk explosive, followed directly by a tough Charbs TD run.

Only a momentary reprieve, bc Darnold drills one to JSN for the TD on the next play. 🎯

Zyon McCollum with a clutch PBU for TB as the Hawks are driving for a score at the end of the half.

QJ with a big fumble down the field after Quan Martin knocks it away. Nice break for the Commanders.

Omarion Hampton is so hard to tackle: takes a nothing screen pass and turns it into 8 yards bc he shook off the first tackler like a bug off a windshield.

Said on the Bootleg preview episode this week that I thought the Bucs run game would keep rolling even though Bucky was out, bc Rachaad White has been really effective this season. So far that is playing out on the field.

Bam Knight running the ball hard for a TD the Cardinals wasn’t on my bingo card this morning… but I am here for it. 👊💥

LaPorta goes airborne to open the scoring for DET. Betting it will not be the last TD for the Lions today vs. the Bengals (in the Large Cat Bowl).

Broncos march into Philly and take one from the Eagles. Not pretty, but W’s aren’t judged on aesthetics.

Cooper Kupp with a huge grab early for the Hawks. Darnold has them charging early.

Courtland Sutton with a tough contested catch win over Q. Mitchell to keep the Broncos driving. 👊

a man in a tuxedo with the words so close behind him ALT: a man in a tuxedo with the words so close behind him

Jalen Hurts with an absolutely NAILS throw to D. Smith over a zero blitz… but it’s coming back on a pre-snap penalty. 😱

Troy Franklin with a TD down the goal line put the Broncos up over the Eagles. DEN scores 15 points in just over 5.5 minutes to come roaring back in this one.

a man in an apron is scratching his head and saying `` eeee my bad . '' ALT: a man in an apron is scratching his head and saying `` eeee my bad . ''

Giants with 4 turnovers in this one. That’ll doom your chances just about every time in the NFL.

Brian Bresee with a huge forced fumble that the Saints turn into a scoop and score! Massive swing play for New Orleans.

Jonathan Taylor with his 3rd TD of the day. Raiders just grasping at straws defensively.

Surtain punching back with a nice PBU. No quit in either one of these players.

Rattler just icy on 3rd down, rolls out of pressure and comes up with a clutch conversion.

Jaxson Dart literally just… dropped the ball. 😱