Tezcatlipoca.

How many rounds does it take for a Desert Eagle to cripple a chimera from 30 meters away

Why the hell would I become a pencil pusher? Last I checked corporate America hated people with killer looks and huge guns because it made them all feel insecure about their underdeveloped dicks.

Also that's Poca-chama to you, twerp.

And whatever Daybit buys, I spend most of his income on weapons anyway so it's not like he has much lying around for good stuff

The blood of Spaniards

Hey hey, at least let me make a huge introduction before you go dropping True Names like that. Seriously, you must be a fangirl or something to do that.

You sure it isn't three lies one truth? Cause I can believe that last one.

" Look man if you just wanna wet your willy there's plenty of folks willing to do that in public. "

" You gonna eat that? "

// 🫂🫂

Yeah?

That's more like stringing up a dead body and using it like a puppet. I should try that one actually. . .

Taking a big fucking bite out of it

" What did you expect from these types? They're all talk. Can't even go out in a meaningful way. "

// take care my love! 🥰🥰

" So where's the turkey? Or do I gotta break out the deep fryer? "

/ behold

Livestream starting in a few minutes 👇

// just remember everyone, bsky is still a young service and people keep funneling in from twit every day, these server errors are the growing pains to get through

In memoriam of an old friend

That last one kinda looks like it'd have really tender flesh.

Ay, the fuck's a pokemon

I have a nose for weaponry, Daybit. These two are obviously weapons.

Daybit

Daybit I want one