crazy ass white boy

Sabres

Split diopter in MIAMI VICE - "Brother's Keeper" (Carter, 1984)

[Throwing the money back.]

Chris Burden - Medusa's Head

You don’t wanna know!

O Dallas, you shine with an evil light
O Dallas, you shine with an evil light
How'd you turn a billion steers
Into buildings made of mirrors?
And why am I drawn to you tonight?

Barda is the coolest woman on earth

The authors of this wholly remarkable work have put a lot of blood, sweat and caffeine into gathering together the best ideas of contemporary Jihaddi writers to form a coherent picture of the Jihad’s Universe. Well, that’s what I assumed they meant, anyway. They knocked on my door late one winter evening, followed by a line of ornery chimpanzees who obviously hadn’t eaten in days, and asked me if I wanted to write an introduction for a docu- ment whose details they began to foist under my gaze at a rate of knots. It was all printed on very nice paper, so I agreed. The chim- panzees burned down my kitchen. I have since received compensation, including a fetching new blender and track lighting. But I digress. What you now see on your screen is a guide for writ- ing Operations, and now serves as a canon for writing any kind of fiction based on the world of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur. Be as- sured that disregarding this frightfully important document will result in your being strung up on the clothesline outside Headquarters and left to dry af- ter we dunk you in monkey urine and cover you with sprinkles. Mmmm... sprinkles.

Today I learned of the existence of an RPG called "The Jihad to Destroy Barney" and this is some of the most 90s business I've ever seen in my life. An "edgy" intro compete with Poochie-level in-your-faceness and an ironic smiley balloon.

Bro is at the core of all things

Endy Chávez at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Endy Chávez

Endy Chávez
CF-LF-RF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2014
PHI - NYM - BAL - SEA - TEX - KCR - WSN

He truly got it, like he was opening issue #3 of forever people with a mega church service for anti-life, he just had the juice

If I saw darksied in real life I’d shit my pants

Hes so fucking scary it’s insane

the phrase “Trusty Old Titty Bar” is so evocative

It's Not Good for the Man to Be Alone Self Defense Family · The Corrections Officer in Me · Song · 2013

open.spotify.com/track/3RhEhj...

Like bro…. Nobody is doing it like them

Every time I listen to this album I’m convinced they’re be best band ever

You should read Minion NOW

deep roy

me to a waiter: i’ll have the spicy tuna roll, thanks

the guy across the restaurant who’s controlling my thoughts with psychic waves:

Some more really good Bens all from F4 48-50

I think the heartbreak of service industry is nothing will truly free you from sometimes being Customer. because Customer and Worker are more like commedia dell’arte roles we walk in and out of. Sometimes the Italian clown hat lowers from the ceiling onto you

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY: I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE THING TO WRITE IN MY DIARY P2- A GORILLA HAS JUST ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO P3-NANCY NOTICES A GORILLA PEEPING IN HER WINDOW P4-NANCY WRITES IN HER DIARY THE FOLLOWING ENTRY: Sluggos new false face wouldnt fool anybody.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 20,1950

GHOST DOG: THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI (Jarmusch, 1999)

Some Bens from my collection

VIDEODROME (1983)

Spotted on the sidewalk at the Village of Hamburg Art and Chalk Walk – the Earl of Bud and Conehead. #Bisons

ive watched this at least 100 times its incredible

batman year one is my favorite comic because the cat batman saves just like my cat :)

Jason Alexander discusses how Seinfeld got him off Jason Alexander discusses how George Costanza came Jason Alexander discusses George Costanza being based

Juan Soto of the New York Mets homers (1) on a fly ball to right field at Daikin Park. This would have been a home run in 30 MLB parks.

Juan Soto vs Hunter Brown
#LGM

Home Run (1) 💣

Exit velo: 107.3 mph
Launch angle: 27 deg
Proj. distance: 390 ft

No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

NYM (3) @ HOU (0)
🔺 3rd