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Manny: If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring your tits inside.

Chris: “Well, ACKSHUALLY…”

Oh look, it me, someone’s son AND dad. 🥹

“You can get it.” - ☀️, probably

Big, bald man baby pouting at his desk.

Really happy to be back at work after a week off. So happy. Thrilled, even.

I’m going to pretend this is the male masturbation/hand job porn library of a place called Liberty.

You’re welcome! I go to Luc Lac every single time I’m there. And G&G is such a good, southern breakfast. Ok, now I want their biscuits and gravy. 🤤🤤

Grits N Gravy - Downtown, Portland, OR

gritsngravypdx.com

luclackitchen.com

Photo of the back of a man standing, wearing only assless briefs, hairy butt exposed, shadow of horizontal blinds making a stripe pattern all over his body.

Closeup of the ass of a man wearing only assless briefs, hairy butt exposed, shadow of horizontal blinds making a stripe pattern all over his butt.

Photo of the back of a man bending over onto the bed, wearing only assless briefs, hairy butt exposed, shadow of horizontal blinds making a stripe pattern all over his body.

Photo of the back of a man bending over the bed, wearing only assless briefs, hairy butt exposed, one hand reaching back and spreading his ass to show hole, shadow of horizontal blinds making a stripe pattern all over his body.

Fuck it.

(The general expression and a call to action.)

Oh, I’m on the exchange too. Freaked out last week thinking I was having a decreasing week and had to visit a couple of islands to offload, got around 480. Phew!!

Same. About 2.4m bells worth.

This can also be the Sunday Scaries plan. Definitely dreading tomorrow after having a week off.

Man wearing an open baseball jersey and pulling down a white wideband jockstrap, showing pubes and dick root.

🪝

He’s plotting a much more dramatic end for you, he can’t let a little cold take you out before the main event.

I can pay several attentions, but by mouth only. Check yes or no.

a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .

I’ll let you guess where tho…

How many turnips do I gotta sell to get a damn 1/2 bath?!?!?

Great to hear!!

This came up as an option today and someone said, “Yeah,” and I got us to Send Help instead, because I’m a good person.

Made no sense.

As protection: Maybe

To be used as part of vengeful plan brought on by corporate bullshit? Probably not, but what they don’t know…

Once again asking, “Teleportation technology when?!!!”

How fast can you get here?

(((hugs))) In the trenches myself. Hang in there. 🥺

Black and white photo of a man in a cropped mesh jersey and a wide-bad jockstrap, armpit exposed, pubes peeking above waistband, game controller on his thigh.

Closeup of man’s crotch - wide-band white jockstrap, VPL, cropped purple mesh jersey.

Here’s the FCF plan… you come over, take your shorts off, sit next to me in your jockstrap, and we play video games.

See you soon.

It is and I’m wearing it right now! 🤣

Blue corduroy hat in a box with a card taking me for being a good customer, signed by employees of the pizza place.

Well, this was an unexpected delivery. Local pizza place has a loyalty card and they’re clearly tracking that data and I’ve clearly been many several times. 🤣 🍕

Deserved. 💙 Hope it continues.

Shit. Time to change my strategy.