Eli [čiegus goargu]

Does "carelessly taking out today's dinner from the oven with your unprotected hand, not aborting to correct the mistake because it'd be too awkward" qualify for butch points, stupid, or both?

I think I should come around to sell tulips at the AI bubble bursting event. Only two thousand dutch guilders a piece!

pssst, brus-politiet kan kje ta deg viss du drikk urge i skjul. Eller i ei anna flaske. Kjøp og sal av brukardosar med urge er lov for vaksne, så lengje ein seier at det er meint for mindreårige familiemedlems bruk. Mang ein veg rundt urge-lova

Det hadde jo unektelig vært mer praktisk.

Og enda mer praktisk om det gikk en buss Kiruna-Karesuando-Hætta-Kautokeino-Masi-Alta.

Nå har jeg lenge ment at Venstre var et tulleparti, men nå er jeg helt overbevist.

Min boarrásamos bussá Ronja voađđá beaivet ja lea olggosvoaidni dego ránes balva :3

Buorre iiiiđit, balvvažan <3

I strive to one day be stable and homosexual

...Ihttin jámán 😖🌡

Mai starta her i Wien med strålande solskinsvêr; gørrfuktige +30ºC. Byen har fått ny klimaklasse: vått subtropisk (Cfa tru Köppen), som Florida eller Sørkina, og det er berre å juble altså.

oh hm my weight mysteriously went up when i had to stop eating salmon, they're onto something/j

Never gets old

TBF var kje alle røystene talde opp ennå når dei skreiv artikkelen, men det var kje noko problem for The Guardian (ei regelrett god kjelde på val btw) å gje detaljar. Har likevel fått inntrykk at NRK likar å vere opplysning for dei som ikkje vil bli (for) opplyst.

As someone who grew up eating mohs scale 3 metamorphic flour-ite (yesterday's kneippbrød) because my dad's afraid of any non-wheat ingredients; this. This so much.

I read "shrinking GDP number" as "shrinking GOP number" and can wholly agree that that one's good news.

Why do I have much in common with someone's cat, what have I become-

Correction to yesterday me who only had 3h of sleep the last 48h at the time of writing that: thanks to their dynamic clouds. Their dynamic what we can see from space. Of course it's not a surface

Banning LGBTQ representation at Eurovision is like banning metal cars at a racetrack.

hmmm right, the giant planets would thank to their dynamic surface be a little harder to prove that they, in fact, are not huge circle-shaped 2D space screens showing a video feed of gas. We've seen Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus from many angles but Neptune... Neptune is suspicious 👀

Bin von der tiefsten nordnorwegischen Pampa nach U6-Land umgezogen, und mein früherer Freund, der bei der U4 wohnt, hat mir diese U6-Situation "erklärt"🙄. Persönlich finde ich die schlimmsten Höllenfährte besser als überhaupt keinen ÖPNV zu haben.

Som vi alle veit finst det jo mange ASS-amerikanske trumpistar med norsk røysterett KrF kan hente her. Alle 4 av dei. Slik som dagan går blir det kanskje å auke til 5!

(Very late reply ik, but what shenanigans has discord decided to be up to with artificially generated art?)
(asking bc I'm wondering if I'm to despise or only hate it)

Vuovdi álppain, ođđajágemánus. Muorain lea muohta, muhto eatnama alde ii lea

Kárášjoga vuopmi, cuoŋománus. Eatnama alde lea muohta, muhto muorain ii lea.

Jurddašan ahte lea somá makkár muohta suddá vuohččan dás nuorta-Álppain, muohttaga min voaivegávpogis ektui. Eanan lea lieggasat go áibmu.

Som stolt Pasientfokus-tilhengjar (/sarkastisk) vil eg au nemne at sjukehus i Alta gjev oss fleire senger nære frontlinja når russarane kjem, og kanskje 4950 fleire patriotiske altaværingar og guovdageaidnulaččat.

I'm wholeheartedly welcoming France's neighbour Brazil to the Cool Country Club too, if it comes to that :3

One of the Copenhagen criteria for eligibility is that you have to be geographically located in Europe-ish (apparently Cyprus is European enough, while Morocco wasn't). Until those are changed, probably very hard. :")

Čáhppes ja vilges bussáčivga, gii lea dihtora alde.

Min nuoramus bussá Árja, goas mus lea dehálaš skuvlabargu, maid dárbbašan gárvvistit ihttážii:

I'm cackling at that "beauty better skin" is conveniently written right beside Kate Sweeton's new trollish face, you've made my day (≧∀≦*)

Hot take muhto jokŋa lea njálgát go sarrit :3
ja buorre beaivi buohkaide ^^