Daniel

There's no such thing as a bad decision when you look good doing it 😉

But the real friends are the nodes we picked along the way

See you at Bsides?

Super excited to help @attrc.bsky.social teach memory forensics at a @defcon.bsky.social workshop this year!

I'll also be at @bsideslv.org earlier in the week as well so if you run into me please say hi! (And I will have cool stickers)

I am *very* excited to announce that the workshop I submitted to @defcon.bsky.social along with @lsu.bsky.social PhD students, Lauren Pace and Daniel Donze, was accepted!!! We will teach you how to automatically detect and analyze the sophisticated, memory-only malware techniques used in the wild.

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That’s a public library. You’re describing a public library.

She pays rent by being too darn cute

I usually say that work is paying for it so I have to pay for the ride through the app, so far it's worked well.
The explanation I usually get is that they can offer a cheaper fair and get 100% of it rather than the ride share app giving them ~30-40% of the fare

A talk so good you have to give it again!

Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio "There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"

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Update for CS majors

Old and busted: Leetcode

New meta: Lifting

Ole St. Tibs

Santa tibs goes kinda hard tho

Unfit leaders destroy the organizations they are supposed to be serving.

Boykos even

Mangurt

Rio Grande Games has taken so much of my money because of Dominion

Brb getting a massage chair car seat

Image Is of actor skeet ulrich, best known for getting thrown out a window by the iconic faruiza balk in the Oscar winning film The Craft. Also he played some dude named Bill or something in Scream, but who even watched that movie? SOMEONE must have because they made a bunch of sequels. It was you, wasn’t it? Damn you. He is today’s chosen portrayal of the word “skeet”, but other examples could include: someone holding a rifle up towards the sky (shooting skeet), or someone ej*culating (shooting skeet).

Reskeet this skeet if they’re called “skeets” and not “tweets”

Typically you eat this while taking a dip in the Olympic swimming pool on the roof

If there's coffee at the function just know I'm still pregaming with my own coffee

But does she put potato salad in her gumbo?

how do some of you post so much

This was a book I had to set timers for so I didn't read all of it in one sitting. Definitely worth getting!

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➡️ more to come!

Would highly recommend Slime Rancher (1 and 2) if you haven't already tried them