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02.08.2025 05:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@doublepulsar.com.bsky.social
cybersecurity weather man. scanning the horizons for cloudy cyber. Expert at nothing except computer rubbish. Anti-ransomware since 2015.
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02.08.2025 05:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God damn it
31.07.2025 10:05 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Strange reply - just pointing out itβs for a different vuln, itβs mentioned in the link.
It does include threat intel btw - namely, that vuln is being used to drop webshells (including .xhtml ones, which is also new info).
βtis a different vuln - CVE-2025-6543
27.07.2025 16:21 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Tomorrow you will have no legs
26.07.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not weird to me, since itβs just something youβve made up in your head π€£
26.07.2025 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My take is MAPP should be protected btw, itβs a net win regardless.
26.07.2025 06:31 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MSTIC had a running joke that MAPPβs acronym stood for Microsoft Arming Peopleβs rePublic of china. π€£
26.07.2025 06:08 β π 50 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0Emerging situation to be aware of - some of the #CitrixBleed2 session hijacking victims are also victims of webshell implants via a different vuln, CVE-2025-6543.
Script to check for Netscaler implants: https://github.com/NCSC-NL/citrix-2025/blob/main/TLPCLEAR_check_script_cve-2025-6543-v1.6.sh
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25.07.2025 16:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Clean on OPSEC
24.07.2025 15:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody tell the US Government representatives about Jen Easterly existing.
24.07.2025 13:59 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0yeah it's nonsense.
24.07.2025 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is bollocks, FYI. It's a minor outage, stop using Downdetector graphs as the primary source.
24.07.2025 13:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am debating about updating my CitrixBleed2 vulnerability tracking on Github to include which boxes were exploited, and by which IPs and when.
It's a real mess.
I think CISA, UK NCSC and authorities in Germany likely need to get more proactive on #CitrixBleed2. Left is unpatched CitrixBleed 2, right is that SharePoint vuln.
One is a much, much bigger problem leading to nation state actors sat in inside remote access to networks - and it's the Citrix one.
When, one year ago, a buggy update to software sold by the cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike took down millions of computers around the world and sent them into a death spiral of repeated reboots, the global cost of all those crashed machines was equivalent to one of the worst cyberattacks in history.
21.07.2025 14:23 β π 158 π 41 π¬ 8 π 7At Least 750 US Hospitals Faced Disruptions During Last Yearβs CrowdStrike Outage
Wired piece: www.wired.com/story/at-lea...
Study: jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
vim how do I quit vim
VIM: hello dave
the enron book 'the smartest guys in the room' is good btw, it's about people who invented things and then booked profits on those things without checking if anybody actually wanted them
18.07.2025 16:59 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0As a companion to this skeet please know I've had a Microsoft exec tell me that with generative AI, they've invented electricity, and it was quite possibly the best moment of my life.
18.07.2025 16:47 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The Hagueβs Public Prosecution Service has a cybersecurity incident running and have shut down services, the NCSC are directing people to my blog with headers such as βChina goes brrrβ and βRussia goes bleep boopβ
18.07.2025 14:30 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0I have this image saved on my phone camera reel as I get so much use out of it
18.07.2025 07:27 β π 448 π 187 π¬ 7 π 1π€£ last time I checked The UN still hadnβt patched.
17.07.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads βWoman hides identity because she called in sick to work.β
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
17.07.2025 17:29 β π 15314 π 2657 π¬ 104 π 130They essentially didn't investigate it properly, their statement: www.linkedin.com/posts/inform...
and my view:
I'm not a fan of how the ICO investigated this, for the record.
17.07.2025 15:36 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0lol at the image they use
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