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Somebody I’m in a group with sent me a link to a group movie stream out of curiosity I clicked on it just to see what everyone was watching and well anyway I just watched phantom menace in Hungarian with a bunch of strangers on the internet

Cluny the scourge listens to captain beefheart and that’s one of those things I don’t know why I know it or how it makes sense it just feels like a real thing

Fell asleep by accident last night and left all the lights on

Can’t believe it took my grandfather falling and going half blind and not telling me for me to realize that the reason I struggle so hard with friendships is because I’m trying to create the family I never had

A movie that’s like… all the swashbuckling scenes from the climaxes of Robin Hood movies, is like the rye chips only bag of movie making

I think my ear is healed???

I always wondered how the aparoids in star fox assault could mime fox’s dad or how he could be playable in star fox command since he’s… you know, a ghost… but fox’s dad faking his death to go transition was not the headcanon I expected to make sense of star fox command

I was sick on my birthday this year. Not that anyone was going to visit me or want to do anything but still. I wasn’t even well enough to put on a movie I just put on anime and disassociated

The furry Robin Hood movie is the only one I’ve seen that lacks a stick duel over a river.

Two constants in my dwelling are the stack of watched movies I haven’t put away and the box of bought movies I haven’t watched

Trying to remember if I slammed the door on a Jehovah’s Witness or if I dreamed that

This is misinformation

It was early 2017 when I first heard “farther along” at the senior center and I was going through losing a job and a breakup and and anyway nine years later I wish I could go ask the people who sang that song for advice but most of them are gone

Still five hours left of Godzilla day I hope I have time for the first mechagodzilla movie I hope my friends don’t interrupt me

It’s not my birthday

The king of all cosmos always says “noooooo” when you start playing while he’s monologueing but every time people tell me happy birthday I feel the same way
“Noooooooooo”

Noooooooooo someone ruined Godzilla day

My father had like one beer and is very inaccurately telling people about between the lions. So far he’s omitted the lions, omitted the library and spent several minutes talking about cliff hanger hanging from a cliff.

My mother would have frothed at the mouth if I’d told her happy Godzilla day

My father at least smiled and said “you too”

My phone autocorrected happy Godzilla day to happy Tortilla day

2016 may have been difficult but in some ways I was never happier

Today I learned James Earl jones was in an Allan Quartermain movie

Checkmate Indiana Jones supremacissts

🤤 😻 😰🥴

Get out of my chair, meathead

I had a dream that I was Obi-wan and I was sitting on a tiny chair explaining the premise of All in the Family to someone over a plate of scrambled eggs

My fursona goes in costume as her original 2005 design Owo

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

Grr