Jen Mussari

one of the funniest Generative AI claims is that it's "for people who can't draw." the one thing that people seeking to take me down a peg have said for the past 25 years is that i can't draw. i do it anyway and it's fun and it's fine. to refuse to doodle is to abdicate your own humanity

Had a conductor like this on the G today! The dude was all “YOU ALREADY KNOW it’s Classon Ave next stop Clinton Washington MOVE IN, MOVE IN PEOPLE HERE WE GO”

the algorithm over on Threads is so funny because I can just "❤️" one little post that says "zuckerberg is a whiny little bitch baby" and then my ENTIRE feed is full of "zuckerberg is a whiny little bitch baby" posts written in endlessly new and creative ways

I love these - but mostly because my first introduction to this concept was spotting a delivery dude with oven mitts covered in duct tape. Huge strides have been made

I absolutely did not believe this would happen!

So sweet!

this is cute, what is going on here?

The War On Christmas news segment but its Pagans who are mad is this anything

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The title is "Oregon Police Find Bag Full of Drugs Marked 'Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs" above a photo of a police seizure lay-flat including multiple bags of drugs, a stack of cash, a handgun, and a cute zipper pouch with a trendy Etsy-style lettering design on the front that says "Definitely not a bag ✨full of✨ Drugs"

ok who is the cutesy Etsy seller girlie who makes these bags because I have the funniest product photo of all time for you

yesterday I accidentally said “ewww” too loud at a cybertruck and the owner totally heard me - today a different cybertruck almost ran me over in the crosswalk. First off I think they are becoming sentient (and hate me) second off why are there so many cybertrucks in my neighborhood

Heartbreaking. His energy will always stick with me, such an incredible and enthusiastic person. ❤️

Lightly toasted sourdough, onion jam (or leftover caramelized onions), sharp aged cheddar, kale or spinach with a splash of vinegar (any), and a ton of thinly sliced cucumber (this could be swapped for avocado or a veggie patty or whatever else you prefer)

💪🌷💪

My sister lives in Greenpoint! If you see someone who looks like me with a little chihuahua around say hi!!

I have fully regressed and am listening to a podcast called SUP that recaps reality shows - it's like being told a very demented bedtime story by charming comedians with LA accents

A close cropped photo of a warm-toned suede jacket with fringe, hinted with hand painted flowers, and a piece of paper laid on top. The paper has a drawing of two hands holding each other and the words “we’ll take care of each other” framed by clover and a flower growing on vines. It’s implied that this drawing will be painted onto the jacket below.

what’s on the drawing board for today

well dang me too

"enshittification" really is the perfect word for the very specific way that the internet is degrading, and we are also finding that it works just as well to describe the way that the quality of, well, everything IRL is getting worse.
and society ignores or accepts it - or worse - is fine with it.

very much appreciating the calm ambient tunes from KEXP this morning www.kexp.org/shows/pacifi...

I don't understand any of this but I support you

A smushy-faced white and grey cat rests with his head plopped solemnly on the ground, his eyes half open staring into the distance as is he were sad

Marty with the mood of the moment

Yes! Based on the timing of your post I may have been taking a workshop there at the same time haha

Noble Signs are keeping the sign arts alive and beautifying our city - as well as being super nice and cool! I’m such a fan 🥹

Based on the color and wear I would guess late 70s/early 80s! The lettering style is naive so it’s hard to tell (no defining style features significant to a time period) but definitely post-50s imo

The anticapitalist in me LOVES the idea of a “difficult” checkout flow. I imagine it would have to be an indie browser extension but that is a hilarious concept that I think some people trying to reduce their shopping would genuinely find useful.

I hope so! Quinta was a teacher in Philly, too

Hahaha too many times in the summer I buy myself a little Pet Nat then trot home in a good mood with a little too much bounce in my step 💥🍾

A perfect latte sits on a marble cafe table with two water glasses nearby

One of my minor pet peeves is seeing people posted up at cafes with empty to-go cups.
I want everyone to know just how much better the experience drinking coffee out of a “for here” mug/glass is than drinking from a plastic disposable “to go” cup is! And don’t even get me started on the waste…!

I always thought that there should be a mandatory service industry “knowledge share” kind of thing where tech workers go intern under sales associates, hostesses, line cooks, etc for a week just to see what humanity is actually like

started a new list if anyone has any suggestions to add

A fluffy white cat with a grey face sits on top of a linen pillow on top of a matching linen couch. His grey tail is poking out but his feet are nowhere to be seen.

also here’s Winston