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A digital illustration of Miss Piggy and Kermit from the Muppets based on the painting “The Kiss” by Gustav Klimt. The overall painting is various golds and yellows with graphic black rectangles and squares and swirling dark yellow circles nested within each other. There are also lots of little purple, blue, and red flowers covering Kermit’s body.

😚 💖 #muppets

last night i called it the "reverse simba" and had to howl YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN when everyone laughed at me

i would love that!

I was just thinking about picking it up

Pasadena Humane has seen an influx of over 300 animals due to the fires. People lined up down the block to drop off beloved pets they could not take with them when they fled their homes. Some animals arrived with burns and injuries and are being treated. Donations and fosters are needed NOW.

If you subscribe to Microsoft 365 Personal, the 40% price increase is a con to upsell you AI. Your old plan and price is still there called "Classic" - but only if you try to cancel.

Microsoft should be ashamed if not prosecuted.

How To Build A Low Cost Air Filter (From Washington University) What you’ll need to build: box fan, 20x20 furnace filter, and optional duct tape or bungee cords. Step 1: place filter on the back of fan (air intake side) Step 2: Use duct tape or bungee cords to secure the filter Step 3: Place in an area away from obstacles and turn on Step 4: Keep all windows and doors closed to prevent new smoke from getting inside.

Time to share this quick air filter solution for wildfire smoke once again. All you need is a box fan and a home air/furnace filter that you can get at pretty much any hardware store. Optional is some duct tape to get a good seal. Stay safe! #LAFires

NIGHTMARE genuinely nightmarish

fucking hell that sucks dude

“i am running into a new year” by Lucille Clifton i am running into a new year and the old years blow back like a wind that i catch in my hair like strong fingers like all my old promises and it will be hard to let go of what i said to myself about myself when i was sixteen and twenty-six and thirty-six even thirty-six but i am running into a new year and i beg what i love and i leave to forgive me

Lucille Clifton, always.

A light blue flag with an image of Bluey at its center, carrying a banner that reads State Sovereignty, National Bluey above white text that reads Illinois. The submission description says: Relationship to Illinois I don't have much of a relationship with Illinois, I just always wanted to participate in a state flag design competition. I am trying to think of something that I have related to Illinois, but I don't have anything and I'm not going to lie and say I have family there. Explain the meaning behind your flag The blue-heeler cartoon dog represents the below-average rate of dogs in Illinois and the need for more. It also represents Australia's looming takeover of young America's minds. The blue background represents Illinois's blue sky. The word "Illinois" written in Hello Headline font represents Illinois and the clouds. The scroll has the words "State Sovereignty, National Bluey" written on it, which serves as a tribute to the old flag.

A flag comprised of an image of Abraham Lincoln with laser eyes burning a smaller Confederate flag. Its submission description reads: Relationship to Illinois Born and raised in Illinois, lived in the state for 18 years. Explain the meaning behind your flag 16th US President and Illinoisan Abraham Lincoln is a symbol of our great state and his work in quashing The Confederacy in the American Civil War cannot be understated. The background color is meant to evoke that of a Union Army uniform of the period, with the red representing the blood he shed defending our democracy to the bitter end. Lincoln would be proud to fly this beautiful banner commemorating his achievements.

A flag featuring Comic Sans text spelling Illinois at a jaunty angle with a drop shadow on a background that transitions from red to yellow to green to gray. The word Illinois is wrapped in a photo of a fish, with small text at the top left that reads "This flag was made in Waukegan, Illinois the 10th largest city in Illinois by population" and small text at the bottom right that reads "Alexi Giannoulias I hope you like my flag design you are our state's knight in shining armor". The submission description reads: Relationship to Illinois I have lived in Illinois my entire life. It is my home and I would die on the cross for her. Explain the meaning behind your flag When I think of my home state, I think of the great City of Waukegan (home of some important folks like Ray Bradbury and Jack Benny), a fish (Lake Michigan), and our lord and savior Secretary Alexi Giannoulias (President Obama's famed "basketball buddy"). I decided to include these three things in my design for the new Illinois flag

A combination trans flag / Chicago flag motif with emoji images of the rainbow flag, a rat, and a pair of lesbians in its central white stripe. The submission description reads: Relationship to Illinois Long time resident. Explain the meaning behind your flag Gay rat wedding.

I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.

Doing single character commissions with backgrounds like this for $80
Dm or email me if interested

hell yeah

cow tools cookies

incredible things happening at the holiday party

HAPPY ALMOST CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEE

Passage from A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens: "‘Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world."

Gonzo's delivery of the single greatest line in film history is made infinitely better once you realise it is an EXACT rendering of Charles Dickens' own emphasis in the original story.

Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”

Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”

Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”

Me: 🤯

✏️ A two part doodle on a yellow background. Part 1: a person is holding pokemon cards and standing with a jolteon, full of confidence. That person is me, who is about to get their ass kicked. Part 2: that same person running away with a fainted jolteon. Yeah… I’m so bad at pokemon tcg…. Hubris…

Flip 4 coins. This attack does 40 damage for each heads. (flips 4 tails)

Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas DARTMOUTH, NS - With international media picking up the story of “the creepiest Christmas tree of 2021”, administrators at Mic Mac Mall have assured shoppers that Woody will consume no more than 4 chi...

Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas

Yoga with Psyduck.

Digital art of a serpentine creature sitting on a small patch of grass. The style is similar to a woodcut print.

Woim

serious business

two panels of a sleepy cat; first as a loaf, then scrunched and stretched simultaneously like some gelatinous creature

when they wake up and do that thing

A drawing of several small, sleeping cats piled together

cat nap 🐾 #art

Five small hardwood spoons.

Five small hardwood spoons.

Myrtle Stirring Spoon and Small Ikea Mug for Scale

White Oak stirring Spoon and Small White Ikea Mug for Scale

Small shop update with small spoons

Its hot beverage season and nothing harshes a cozy vibe like the loud tink tink of metal hitting ceramic as you stir a hot beverage

CONSIDER a small hand carved hardwood spoon today!

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Aesthetic! GoblinCoded! CottageCore!

What to Do When Someone Has a Panic Attack • Ask if they've considered that in season 6, episode 4 of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV. In S07E17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by implicating a lunch date with Tony Soprano. • Ask if they realize this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's universe. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will see themselves. When Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he sees himself and his family. • Like two facing mirrors; Gilmore Girls and Sopranos, a recursion, fractal, etc.

they will see

To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit

A linoleum block print of a geometric goat with wings, below the block is a print from the carving in black ink

🐐🐐🐐

Pool Day with Psyduck.