Rob Cranmer

Turns out I'm "keep mixing up Sabrina Carpenter and Sabrina Johnson" years old. Could be worse, could be Sabrina Salerno

I see a lot of criticism of this but I'm withholding judgment on whether "chest-passing the ball backwards" was a good decision until I review the All-22 footage at length.

Romo: Watch Kincaid one on one
Kincaid: run block

Screamed no at that high snap to Rivers like I saw the killer in a horror movie

Things you never hear anyone say: "You know, I WAS going to vote for Reform, but it turns out Nigel Farage is a racist so I'm out."

And now to help wake you up from your food coma, the high energy of Jason Garrett on the call

Air fryer?? I hardly know her!!!!!

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRISP UP THIS WOMAN STRANGER.

As long as they don't put him in change of holding Henderson's drinks bottle he should be fine

Americans can't go five minutes without making some allusion to their Scottish/Irish/German/Polish/Italian/Martian ancestry until it is time to talk about current immigration, then suddenly it is fine to pull up the drawbridge

Oh hey now, wait a minute, you can't say that about...

No, fair cop

On a scale of Belichick to Hackett how clueless do you expect Schotty to be?

How nonexistent will the Cowboys run game be this season?

I find it hard to believe the Gronkowski family are all draft dodging, flag burning commie hippy peaceniks. But here we are

I was just trying to be the best court jester, I don't think I deserved to get got for contempt of court :(

My city has had a bin worker strike for over four months. The way to force them to collect is to get everyone on the street to dump their bin bags at the top of the street so it is visible and piles up

Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits.

You don't see much of Jenna Elfman these days, do you?

Bought my first house, tore back the carpet and was blessed with the original flooring!! It's vintage dirt! Worms and all!!

"My dog is my doctor. A dogtor if you will-"
"-ma'am I can't fill a prescription written in dog piss."

Here's my top five from tonight:
1. Sweden
2. Finland
3. Luxembourg
4. Spain/San Marino
5. Iceland

#Eurovision

I feel like Poland use the same song every year, just with a different singer and staging

#Eurovision

Quick round up.
Norway: mostly fine, nice armour
Luxembourg: bit of fun
Estonia: odd
Israel: meh

#Eurovision

Just made our Eurovision score cards. Tonight we will be awarding points for Song, Performance, Costume and Fun

#Eurovision

It's the perfect house and is clearly the set of Saturday Disney

Bought my first house!! Got a discount cause someone did a murder in it! Two bedrooms!!

Damn, I remember this team getting pre-season hype. Deion was supposed to make the leap

Neil would have many thoughts on this

Finished my first run of Keep Driving, great game. The design is fantastic but the soundtrack really tops it off. I will be listening to Westkust on my next long drive

You can't spell 'a cost of living crisis' without 'Coalition'. And yeah, I put the 'a' at the start to make it work but that's less of a stretch than their costings.

Wait... that's not white smoke.... it's vape! Woah. That means the new pope is..... cool as hell.