frankie

my catgirl gf keeps getting hairballs every time she eats my pussy

i’m having wicked dreams
of fucking barry bee
and mrs. benson i
am very soon to be
won’t make my mama proud
it’s gonna cause a scene
i didn’t know she was
allergic to bees
GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
BARRY BEE STUNG YOUR MOM
AND SHES GOING TO DIE OH MAMA

in my field research, i have documented a mating ritual performed by fat butch lesbians. they will flex their abs, lifting their fupa to display their glorious bush. femmes prefer thick bush to sparse bush, as thick bush indicates a happy, healthy, and virile butch.

we’re gonna have to start chemically castrating disney remake CGI abominations so they stop breeding

if i had a nickel for every stabber i’ve met, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

lovecraftian catgirls read the nekonyamicon

*strokes your inner thigh* delete tiktok

the house democrats who voted not to impeach trump have names and addresses

conservative women look like tika the elephant from barbie island princess

men identifying as heteroflexible or bicurious give me the ick im sorry

i need to know exactly zero information about boring things. this includes the royal family. there is nothing remarkable about a british person in power

do you think saging my car will put the souls of the 52 squirrels i hit to rest or will it just make them angrier

just saying, if the government takes away the pills that keep me from going crazy, i’m not responsible for what happens next

mood stabilizers? in THIS economy?

i’m having buttsex with my air fryer

the real lesson of megamind is that you can get bitches no matter how unacceptable your special interest is as long as you respect the women you kidnap for fun

3AM Bloody Mary Challenge Gone Wrong! Gone… SEXUAL???!!

i could make ben shapiro my he/him lesbian puppygirl malewife if i was left alone with him for an hour. don’t fuck with me

too much teeth, also i think i killed it. 3/10

im gonna start sticking my dick into holes in tree stumps til a gnome sucks me off