@procainamide.bsky.social
he/they | 26 | eng/esp | american paramedic and freelance illustrator (sometimes) | mostly shitposts
put me in coach
#hockey #Eraserhead
yall know how people just draw snoopy in situations?
eraserhead baby is my snoopy
we are not winning this game twin 🥀💔
#hockey
Wife’s dad disowned me because I’m an Eagles fan
15.09.2025 05:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am a 27 year old male how did I end up with SNAPCHAT on my phone???
15.09.2025 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My little cuddle buddy
25.08.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wait
18.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“the ole ball and chain, am I right boys?” I say to the crowd of men I hang out with at the party
they don’t know I love balls and chains
the vicious culprit
30.07.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my poor manhood
30.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
okay FINE I didnt hurt it by moving my cat fucked me up OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY
30.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tfw you want to draw but you hurt your drawin hand by moving and now you look like 3/128th of a mummy
30.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0pussy wet, pussy carnal, pussy is a tiger in a lake
26.07.2025 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#runescape
20.07.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is not funny
20.07.2025 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I be at my 8am dentist office like “take me out to dinner first before poking around in my mouth”
20.07.2025 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
rizz #masseffect
12.07.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
things I love:
my human girl
my cat girls (They suck so much)
Costco
my mom is now paying for my partner’s Spotify so we might as well be married
27.06.2025 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I blame my partner
22.06.2025 08:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is it really possible for a sports loving country boy to write a DnD campaign
22.06.2025 08:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m on a new diet can you tell
18.06.2025 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when I fart on people it’s assault with a deadly weapon
17.06.2025 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*leaning in to dap you up* nice bush it’s gorgeous
04.05.2025 01:35 — 👍 25 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
31.05.2025 10:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
>forgets bsky exists
>gets diagnosed with endometriosis (a diagnosis 8 years in the making!)
the only logical conclusion is that I must shitpost to stay healthy
asked my partner for her blood sugar and she bit me
14.05.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Baby’s first meth lab
13.05.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0max pokeyman??
12.05.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m having buttsex with my air fryer
10.05.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
