👅😉

😘😘😘

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

Cher.

Add the 00s, 10s, and 20s to her total as well.

Oop

I forget this place exists sometimes.

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Luigi has sextapes apparently

The pits and the nips just do it for me.

Shove some sand up your ass for the culture 😅

I OBJECT

Pinch pinch goes the nip

Arm pits are the best 🤤

Hole, pole, and a lad named Cole.

This absolutely insane video I saw yesterday 💀

I'm really all about making myself laugh.

It's not because I'm funny.

It's because I'm psycho.

🍆 🤖

Oh hey 🥰

I love my little slut friends.

I still wanna suckle on Antony’s nips. #QueerEye

Is it weird that I get turned on by my own musk, especially after a workout?

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“WhY aRe YaLl ThIrStInG oVeR a KiLlEr?”

Because he killed a CEO, Brenda. Like… hello?

I forget this app is here until I’m horny lol

“Are You There God? It’s Me, Faggot” by Judy Bloomf

It really is like twitter in the early days over here. 😮‍💨

Bluesky right now

Lol

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So where’s the MEAT lol