@mkultraoatmilk.bsky.social
Chicago Gay, occasional mediocre photographer and thirst trap photo taker (Occasionally NSFW)
They actually did it! Really didn’t think we were going to save public transit but they really proved me wrong!
31.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0!!!! Happy for you!
31.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A day late, but obligatory hump day post
30.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
WFH days mean I just clean my apartment and do laundry right?
30.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She really did a number on it!
30.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 9174 🔁 1654 💬 39 📌 30
This sounds great! Love some whimsy in life!
30.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This has been me lately
30.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy National Cat Day, Julietta is gonna sleep the whole day!
29.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh dang!!! 👀
28.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Woke up thinking today was Thursday 🙃
28.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Desperately need to go out dancing and make out with strangers!
27.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hair and mustache looking great!
26.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People on IG who regularly share AI slop unironically earn a one way ticket to being unfollowed and muted! Why would you think anyone wants to see AI slop!?
25.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So happy for you! I haven't bottomed in almost two years too and I need to get over that hurdle
25.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The phenomenon of trying to fall asleep when you can’t and suddenly two hours go by versus two hours left of work and it goes by slowly needs to be studied
25.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please don’t do it!
25.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People need to invite me to more things that I could wear a corduroy blazer to!
24.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need this so badly
23.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was supposed to have a WFH day but now I have to physically be at work today : (
23.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Total cool guy move right there
22.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ohhhh love her!!! Been going to her for years now!
22.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where did you go 👀
22.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love working in a library but it’s funny that the number one question I get asked at work is “how do the printers work?”
22.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smart beds, smart fridges, and I'm gonna say it, smart bulbs are insanely stupid to own. Not everything needs to have internet access
22.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Loving the sweater!!!
22.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Books I've read recently:
-Trick or Treat: A History of Halloween by Lisa Morton
-Dining Out: First Dates, Defiant Nights, and Last Call Disco Fries at America's Gay Restaurants by Erik Piepenburg
-Planes Flying Over a Monster: Essays by Daniel Saldaña París
-Status and Culture by W. David Marx
Some people just have too much money.
22.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Social media is so great! Can’t help but see a video and be like “this is AI right?”
22.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Desperately need to do another trip to Montreal
21.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
