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Legal Weapon

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Barrister, bilingual, Neapolitan, Italian, European. Most of the time, I embody the square root of -1. PS: the "Weapon" part of my nick is a joke on words but I do not advocate nor support using of any type of weapon (save, perhaps, sarcasm and irony?).

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One of the greatest fears for any expatriate has just came true for me: the phone call in the middle of the night, announcing terrible news.

Goodbye, Dad.

26.10.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fly high, Spaceman, way above the Heavens.
God gave rock'n'roll to us. Now you can play rock'n'roll for the Almighty.
May you rest in peace and keep rocking for all eternity, and a day.

#RIPAceFrehley

17.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it seems a strange suggestion, but I think you would make a fantastic US president, Mr Martin.

Think about it!!

14.10.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I share your pain: same thing happened to me on Friday, and just when I was about to get this year's jab.

May I wish you get well soon!

05.10.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The damn virus is still around.

BE SAFE.
Take the appropriate precautions.
Get vaccinated.

03.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about a saga in seven chapters, where the zombies trap their victims and, in each individual movie, read to them an entire volume of Marcel Proust's "ร€ la recherche du temps perdu", in the original French (one volume per movie)?

26.09.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe (and I am just stating my belief, I am not asking you to agree with it or share it) that this world, this entire universe was created as an act of pure love.

And I am seeing, day after day, how we are destroying it, and ourselves, with hate.

Nothing further to add...

12.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I second and third and fourth that proposal!

12.09.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PS: I do know those pictures were not what the original post was about, but I felt they could lighten the mood, as this absurd world situation, where every day things turn even more pear-shaped than the previous day, is one where at least the hint of a smile might help.

09.09.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been there and back again.
It's a small quaint village on the shores of a Norwegian fjord.
They even have a mall (that figures) where they serve food at hellishly expensive prices (although the devil's food cake was particularly tasty, I must say).
And I had to buy a t-shirt there too!

09.09.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to a woman who is wonderful in a billion different ways!

๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ’–

@lyndacarter.bsky.social

24.07.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rest in peace, Ozzy, and thank you.
From a (now feeling very old) metalhead, who should have listened to much more of your music than I actually did.

22.07.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Judas Priest - Sinner (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JudasPriestVEVO Judas Priest - Sinner (Official Audio)

Grandissimo Jannik!!

youtu.be/W5Opvi_UHLY?...

13.07.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rest in peace, George Wendt, and thanks for your art and the gift of laughter you gave to so many of us.

20.05.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(And buona fortuna to Alphonso with his date!!)
๐Ÿ˜‚

13.05.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again, I thank you for your reply.
And I should rephrase my original comment, written in haste (for this, I apologise).
It was not the character Alphonso himself I had an issue with but rather the pseudo-Italian accent (hit a nerve, as I had endured "accent-mockery").
But I knew you meant no insult.

13.05.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PS: hope you enjoyed Venice and you should go there during the Carnival!

12.05.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Similarly, Sir, I had no intention to criticise you (although I do accept that my words might have this weight).
And I thank you for taking the time to answer me.

I just wanted to let you know how it felt to me, that's all I can do.

12.05.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not "without sin", I admit it.
I have a close Indian friend and, decades ago, I would sometimes talk to him in a "mock Indian" accent (not unlike Peter Seller's)
I had no intention to offend a friend, but, as he told me he found it insulting, I apologised unreservedly (and no longer do it).

12.05.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me make it clear, I have a great opinion and respect of you and your art, and know you had no ill intent towards Italian.
I wanted to convey that, having been for years at the receiving end of people mocking the Italian accent, I found it hurtful to see it done by somebody I admired so much.

12.05.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(*smiling*)
You put your finger in it: I always refused to watch "The Sopranos" or (*anticipating gasps of horror*) "The Godfather"series, for me they glorify awful criminals.
And when they shot one episode of "The Sopranos" in Naples, they did not even use local extras (their accent is a giveaway)!

12.05.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you suggesting, perhaps, that I am being "woke" or a "snowflake" for taking issue with this?
Because, if you are, you are wrong. I hope that helps, too.

But I guess that, unless experienced on one's own skin, it's hard to understand.
(" 'O sazio nun crede a 'o digiuno" Neapolitan proverb).

12.05.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me make it clear: I did not, even for a moment, think there was any intention on your part to mock or insult Italians.

What I was hoping to convey is that certain clichรฉs or stereotypes (and ways of talking), whatever the reason behind them, may hit a nerve and, even unintentionally, offend.

12.05.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand that it is a satire.
You have often expressed your pride in your Italian ancestry, this is why I was surprised by seeing "Alphonso" (should it not be "Alfonso"?).
And I, like many of different cultures, find Peter Sellers movies (made many years ago, incidentally) offensive.

12.05.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I am sure there will be many who will comment with nonsense like: "Get a life, it is just a joke!", "Have a laugh", etc.

Try enduring this sort of "mock-Italian" talk from others for years (sometimes from those who can barely speak English) and then you will tell me if "it is just fun".

12.05.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand that you have Italian roots.

Being Italian myself, I must say (with some pain, as I admire you as an artist and a person) that I find this the usual clichรฉ and stereotype about Italians, which does not become you, frankly.

12.05.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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