They both delivered legend-level promos!

Don't forget that Rush Limbaugh viciously slammed Bono for having the Stars and Stripes lining in his stage jacket.

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But oh, those pesky power surges!

What? No puppies to snipe? 😡

The brick I shattered your window with didn't break the glass. Got it, Kash. 🤔

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Vance on drums is appropriate since he's beaten off on the couch so many times!

But that would disrupt the efficiency of the knee-jerk finger pointers! 🤔

You can bet the farm that Trump and MAGA in general will still continue with their "It's the radical LEFT!" bullshit.

Who's Epstein?

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Only Trump is more petty.

Not unexpected, really, from a man who takes Tyrantol every day.

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Had a rough morning. I got Raptored.

I doubt he was in his right mind. Must have taken a dose of TYRANTOL.

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I know a few people who deserve to get Raptored.

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No greater analytical mind exists. Well, maybe just one.

Awaiting confirmation Alina Habba assigned to the case. 🤔

Did you have kippers for breakfast? 😋

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No, the OTHER Epstein files!

Love you to bits! Keep it up! 🥰

Godspeed, Bruv! 🇬🇧

Raking group selfies was quite the challenge.

I'll bet their prices go up before the flag does. 🤔

Set phasers to pun! 😂

Don't you DARE stop! 😎

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Instead of Monk, they offer up Inspector Clouseau.

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Snoozy McSnoozerson.

These knee-jerk peons are the same ones who blame Joe Biden when Biblical-grade storms produce flood waters that kill dozens attending a girl's camp in Texas. Who knew that zero information could be such an effective Super Soldier Serum?