Eric Dean

Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.

traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

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This Day in Labor History: February 21, 1824. Native Americans at three California missions revolted after a Mexican soldier beat the living heck out of a Native boy with a whip. Let's talk about the Chumash Rebellion and the forced labor of the California missions!

the american work ethic makes it possible for us to get 20, 30 years of humiliation in only a single calendar year

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

I hacked ChatGPT and Google's AI – and it only took 20 minutes I found a way to make AI tell you lies – and I'm not the only one.

I got a tip that all over the world, people are using a dead-simple hack to manipulate AI behavior. It turns out changing what AI tells other people can be as easy as writing a blog post *on your own website*

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An athletic cup with a fucking cross on it for some reason

• Unique cross design - Integrating elements of Christian faith, the cross enhances spiritual identity and is designed for people of faith and baseball enthusiasts to create exclusive protective equipment.

These people are so fucking weird

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Joy has no native tongue

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

The idea of China's ultimate goal being the destruction of The Stanley Cup is so, so funny to me. Was there a three week tactical assault on the Vezina Trophy? Did they annex the Ted Lindsey Award? Oh God, sir, a second plane just hit the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl!

I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood.

Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.

we have another olympic opening ceremony tomorrow but i’m still not over france’s 2024 ceremony in which they briefly stopped letting us know how much they fuck to do this

Führer Seems Forever

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Email from Jeffrey Epstein, dated June 15, 2015: "I gave another girl to kimball and he is thrilled"

the musk boys are never ever beating the allegations

the DOJ just deleted what appears to be a few hundred documents from the Epstein files

Strip Law character reel

meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman

you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those

my grandma’s rural AI doctor diagnosed her with missing fingers

Hey...

...GM 🖤

Not one of my kid's friends knows that there was a penguin called Chilly Willy. I don't even know what they're supposedly teaching them at FanDuel Charter.