A poem that reads as follows:
Slender legs aplenty, she's a killer.
Just a bite, your guts are wet and woozy.
Bound in silk, she'll rearrange your organs.
Everything is dreamy, vision's blurring.
That's one (1) like from someone who doesn't follow me on tumblr, that's all I need to hear.
Blank verse (trochaic pentameter), content warnings for that thing I described.
01.10.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If I wrote a risquรฉ poem about a spider, would y'all want to see it or should I leave that one for the tumblr crowd?
01.10.2025 05:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A sonnet that reads as follows:
She swallows whole a rat without a pause
for anything but aiming. Now she'll wait
another week or two to use her jaws
again. Behind her glass, she sets the date.
We'll only feed her monthly once she's grown.
Seems boa keeping's easy. Guess I'll leave
her be. A snake would rather be alone
than be perceived. I'll grant her this reprieve.
Beyond the glass, the stars seem far away
tonight. I miss them. Overcast again.
Suppose there's nothing left now, 'cept to pray
for clearer skies, or greater will. Amen.
I checked again, and Boopy still looks alright
despite the heavens being out of sight.
Been trying to get into poetry. Wrote a sonnet. Y'all get a picture of it because it's like double the character limit
09.09.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
*that's been ruining /our/ lives (positive)
01.06.2025 11:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A bit weird, but that's /more/ reason to do it, not less
14.05.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
There we go. Normal username is taken for the @ part so I might just leave that as is.
12.05.2025 05:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
An account wholly dedicated solely to my ffxiv character is apparently too Not My Style to maintain, judging by the past year of inactivity. I think I'll try rebranding to my usual OOC online persona some time later tonight / this week and see if bluesky sticks then
12.05.2025 05:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I miss my ๐ฑ already... :(
26.04.2024 21:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the ffxiv achievement "The Deeper End IV, for raiding the deepest sluice in the Hudden Canals of Uznair 20 times. Progress on it is at 1/20
progress towards the Luckiest of Ladies title after today. 234 thief maps ran total, the lucky one was number 233
17.03.2024 02:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
More than she has any right being (when she thinks she has the power of True Love and/or Friendship on her side)
02.03.2024 19:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
current totals after today's progress towards the Luckiest of Ladies title: 218 runs of thief maps, 0/20 clears
28.02.2024 04:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
comic sans
28.02.2024 04:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Cult leader addie, so she could always have a lot of friends on hand who can never leave her.
Either that, or full on "The Most Dangerous Game but with Wood Wailers" style serial killer.
Maybe both?
23.02.2024 03:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
new totals after today: 194 runs of the Thief Map dungeon, 0/20 clears.
20.02.2024 22:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
she went up a tree (and then down the tree very fast on accident) that one time pretty recently
12.02.2024 08:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
had to stay up until midnight and wait for the event to start so I could get the new emote as soon as possible or else adelaide would crawl out of my computer screen and murder me irl for making her wait
07.02.2024 09:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Big news. Behold:
D ' " () []
no longer have to keep a lowercase D in my clipboard for copy/paste, no longer have to use ` instead of ' or ", no longer have to mix [ with ) because those keys were broke in just the wrong way that I didn't have a full set.
now to be afk and ignore this power
31.01.2024 01:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That one story I put behind a riddle on here has now become public knowledge. Congrats to anyone who wanted that bit of Adelaide lore but couldn`t / didn`t solve that riddle and also happened to be at desert`s refuge tonight.
30.01.2024 06:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Literally just Prince/ss Charming, like from fairy tales. She got sick from kissing frogs trying to break their curse.
She is currently single, which I guess kinda sort of matches in a `fairy tales arent real` sort of way?
29.01.2024 00:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They`re up to 17 of these now, by my count
25.01.2024 07:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
25.01.2024 07:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Cute, frilly, and only impractical sometimes
25.01.2024 07:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This drk one that I unfortunately had to temporarily retire because I wanted the face to be visible for cutscenes/msq
23.01.2024 01:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
To find (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง โจ True Love And Friendship โจ
20.01.2024 09:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
so did anyone else open the ffxiv launcher to play earlier today and see that ad they`re showing about the hydaelyn and zodiark figurines that don`t look at all like the big crystal plumbobs?
Square just does not care about spoilers nearly as much as the fanbase does, I guess.
18.01.2024 02:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the current total is now 169 Thief Maps ran, 0/20 full clears
14.01.2024 22:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I am glad I did all the shadowbringers role quests as soon as I did.
13.01.2024 07:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Not quite, Im doing, like, one or two MSQ quests a day, at most. I have at least two post-shb duties I havent unlocked yet, I know that from the BLU spells list, which means it will probably be a while before Im in endwalker still.
13.01.2024 05:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
catgirl scion asking: What?
Alisaie saying: It makes no sense...
Post-shadowbringers msq screenshots, and also my current thoughts and feelings so far.
13.01.2024 05:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I wonder which I`ll get first, the Luckiest of Ladies title, or a medium in the lavender beds.
12.01.2024 05:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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